Wow. My third year of blogging during the holiday season and once again I have to come up with an acceptable excuse for a series of articles so I can post pix of naked Christmas hunks. For the first year I took a look at the origins of some of our more treasured holiday traditions. And trashed the majority of them. “Cuz that’s what Christmas is all about. Last year, spurred by traumatic memories of the terror of being handed over to a fat old man decked out in red by my parents, I posted 12 articles covering other countries’ traditions of terrorizing their children during the holiday season. And it turns out American kiddies really don’t have it so bad. At least death and dismemberment isn’t part of Christmas in the USA. That’s Black Friday in the states.

Since Bill O’Reilly and my friends at FOX insist there’s still a war on Christmas going on, I considered looking at those skirmishes this year. But last year I already pointed out that in the history of our country the only folk who have ever decreed Christmas a big no-no were the Christians. Celebrating the holiday was illegal for many years back in the 1600s. I also considered a series of posts showing how most of our holiday traditions – especially those Bill and the gang all approve of – all stem from pagan religious beliefs and practices. But apart from a few naked druid pix, neither of those ideas really provided me with the excuse I was looking for for Xmas penis shots. Though I guess I could post 12 pix of Bill O’Reilly.

But even Bill thinks that merry goes well with Xmas. And the more the merrier is a cliche I can live with. And more penis for the holidays – which I’m pretty sure is a Christmas carol (I think Kenny Chesney sings that one) – has got be a good thing. Now you’d think since this is my third year of titling this series of posts the 12 Gays of Christmas the obvious would have been, well, obvious to me. But I’m sure sometime over the last year we’ve established how dense I can be. Nonetheless, this year I realized the Christmas carol of almost the same name gives me a ready-made excuse to post not just 12 but – and I already did the math for you – 78 naked Christmas hunks. How’s that jingle your bells?

Not that I have any idea what I’m gonna write about to accompany the bevy of bodacious yule time cheer for the other eleven days – as if it really mattered – but a least for The First Gay Of Xmas said Christmas carol has got me covered. And as often as The 12 Days of Christmas has been covered, not to mention seriously tweaked, no one yet has presented the Thai bar boy version of the song. Until now.

On da firt day of clitmas
my true lub gift to me
a buff-lo for my fam-ly.

On da second day of clitmas
my true lub gift to me
two thousand baht
and a buff-lo for my fam-ly.

On da turd day of clitmas
my true lub gift to me
tree iPhone
two thousand baht
and a buff-lo for my fam-ly.

On da fourt day of clitmas
my true lub gift to me
four motocy
tree iPhone
two thousand baht
and a buff-lo for my fam-ly.

On da fiff day of clitmas
my true lub gift to me
five baht gold ring
four motocy
tree iPhone
two thousand baht
and a buff-lo for my fam-ly.

On da six day of clitmas
my true lub gift to me
six bugs a frying
five baht gold ring
four motocy
tree iPhone
two thousand baht
and a buff-lo for my fam-ly.

On da sebent day of clitmas
my true lub gift to me
seben straw for sipping
six bugs a frying
five baht gold ring
four motocy
tree iPhone
two thousand baht
and a buff-lo for my fam-ly.

On da eight day of clitmas
my true lub gift to me
eight long-time booking
seben straw for sipping
six bugs a frying
five baht gold ring
four motocy
tree iPhone
two thousand baht
and a buff-lo for my fam-ly.

On da ninet day of clitmas
my true lub gift to me
nine red shirt rioting
eight long-time booking
seben straw for sipping
six bugs a frying
five baht gold ring
four motocy
tree iPhone
two thousand baht
and a buff-lo for my fam-ly.

On da tent day of clitmas
my true lub gift to me
ten falang flying
nine red shirt rioting
eight long-time booking
seben straw for sipping
six bugs a frying
five baht gold ring
four motocy
tree iPhone
two thousand baht
and a buff-lo for my fam-ly.

On da elevent day of clitmas
my true lub gift to me
eleben hour of sleeping
ten falang flying
nine red shirt rioting
eight long-time booking
seben straw for sipping
six bugs a frying
five baht gold ring
four motocy
tree iPhone
two thousand baht
and a buff-lo for my fam-ly.

On da twelf day of clitmas
my true lub gift to me
twelbe tilak take caring
eleben hour of sleeping
ten falang flying
nine red shirt rioting
eight long-time booking
seben straw for sipping
six bugs a frying
five baht gold ring
four motocy
tree iPhone
two thousand baht
and a buff-lo for my fam-ly.

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