Gay guys are hung up on penis size. Being exceptionally well endowed, this has never been a concern to me. Being a top, how big my partner’s dick is doesn’t really matter much to me either. Though I’ve never bedded a guy with one of those Johnny ‘Wadd’ Holmes sized cocks. Not too sure what I’d do with all that extra flesh. But I know I’m in the minority. To most gay guys size matters. And big is always better.
My unofficial reading on average dick size by nationality is that the closer to the equator, the larger the appendage. Don’t know why that is. I know when you are in extremely cold climes your dick shrinks, so maybe the cold has a permanent effect on those born and raised where it’s cold. What I do know is that I like being proven right. And some lucky researcher has proven my infallibility once again.
Here’s a link to an interactive map showing the average length of mens’ cocks all over the world. And, yup, in equatorial countries they grow ‘em large. Nice to also see that it is not just my experience, but that yes, Chinese guys have small peni. But dudes in Seoul, South Korea are even smaller averaging a mere 3.8″.
Several countries are color coded in grey on the map, though there is no indication in the legend as to what grey signifies. Maybe men in those countries are dickless. And there is also no indication if measurements were taken when flaccid or hard. (Though with a range of 3 3/4″ to 7+”, I’d hope it was the former or I’m way bigger than I thought) It’d be interesting to have them redo their investigation and produce a map of both states; I’m curious as to which countries has showers and which has growers.
I’d also like to see some data on the angle of the dangle. Those humongous cocks that just get a bit more firm when hard do nothing for me. I like to see that little puppy sittin’ up and waggin’ his tail, happy to see me. And I have to wonder if say, Chris Brown, was used in the sampling, were the measurements from balls to tip? Or did they just include the entire 6’ 1″’ of him? Lastly, if I move to the Congo where peni whop out to an average 7.1″ will my cock grow bigger? Dunno, but I have scheduled a trip to Ecuador where they sport 6.9″ of wood, just in the interest of science.
Isn’t the internet a wonderful thing?
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