It’s not just the ass – which is primo and deserves accolades in its own right – but that look. Ya know getting to tap it isn’t gonna be easy, but then things that don’t require a bit of effort are seldom worth it. And that one looks to be worth whatever effort is required.

This week Republican presidential nominee front runner, The Newt, made an effort to calm fears over his homophobia by showing he is an even bigger racist than he is a homo hater. Noting that ‘the poor’ have no role models to show them the need to “come to work on Monday,” he suggested poor youth should be given jobs at their schools cleaning toilets.

While he did not specifically mention blacks during his new job creation policy speech, he followed up with comments about inner city black youth . . . just in case his fellow bigots were too dim to catch the earlier reference. These bozos just continue to amaze me. But provide weekly fodder for claiming the crown of ass of the week. So it’s all good.