When Patronizing and Protecting Buddhism Means Jailing Gay Monks

Guess who The Good General doesn't like now?

Guess who The Good General doesn’t like now?

The Good General has decided Thailand will be a happier place if its monks were a bit less light in their sandals. His junta’s cabinet has approved a bill that would ban gay men from entering the monkhood and is preparing to submit it to the National Legislative Assembly. Included in the proposed legislation is wording that can be used to prosecute – with accompanying jail terms – people who propagate ‘incorrect’ versions of Buddhist doctrines, or cause harm to Buddhism. And that specifically includes prison sentences for homosexual monks. ‘Cuz evidently there’s only one kind of flaming monk the Buddha approves of.

Gay monks are not a new problem in Thailand. Assuming the problem with Maria is one of sexual identity. Back in 2009 there were rumors a ‘good manners guide’ would be published to discourage monks from wearing make-up and tight robes. The guidebook was to also address issues like smoking, drinking alcohol, walking, and going to the toilet properly, but of special concern was the flamboyant behavior of homosexual and transgender monks, who could often be seen wearing revealing robes, carrying pink purses, and sporting effeminately-shaped eyebrows. Because that’s how things are done in Thailand, that guide never materialized. The idea that it would be was enough. Until now. And The Good General doesn’t merely want an etiquette manual (although he feels that would be adequate to solve the Chinese tourist problem) but instead wants a ban on gay monks to become a matter of law.

“Buddhism is one of the pillars of the Thai nation and is the religion that most Thai people adhere to. Therefore, Buddhists should be united in patronizing and protecting Buddhism to make it prosper and enhance Buddhist principles and ethics to develop the quality of one’s life,” the proposed legislation’s preamble reads. The bill would allow the Sangha Supreme Council and the government to punish anyone seen to threaten their version of Buddhism. That includes abbots who ordain – knowingly or unwittingly – monks with ‘deviant sexual behavior’ as well as ‘sexually deviant’ monks who ‘harm and disgrace’ Buddhism.

The Sangha Supreme Council has a good working relationship with The Good General.

The Sangha Supreme Council has a good working relationship with The Good General.

Not that solving the problem of gay monks through legislation is new either. Since 2006, the Sangha Supreme Council (the governing body of Thai Buddhist clergy) and the National Office of Buddhism (the secular office under the Prime Minister’s Office responsible for promoting Buddhism) have unsuccessfully tried to propose a bill to “Patronize and Protect Buddhism” several times. Each attempt was rejected by previous military and civilian governments who instead recommended that the issues raised by the bills should be included in monastic rules, but not apply to the general public. This time around, the results may be different. ‘Cuz The Good General tends to get what The Good General wants.

In Section 8 of the bill, Article 32 states that anyone who propagates wrong versions of Buddhist teachings – meaning versions that differ from those of the Sangha Supreme Council – could face one to seven years imprisonment. Provincial Buddhist committees will be established under Article 14 of Section 3, and one of the functions of these committees would be to form a warning center in each province against threats to the Sangha Supreme Council’s version of Buddhism.

Venerable Phramaha Paiwan Warawunno, a liberal Buddhist monk known for his criticisms of the Sangha Supreme Council, says the content of the bill violates the rights of individuals to interpret the Buddha’s teachings. “Whose interpretations of Buddhist doctrines are correct and shall be used as standards? Who will have the right to judge whether a specific version of the Buddhist doctrines is correct and point out that the others are not?” he questions.

Um, that would be The Good General’s. ‘Cuz he wants Thailand to be a happy place. But not, necessarily, a gay one.

The Good General is against gay monks. Flaming ones, not so much.

The Good General is against gay monks. Flaming ones, not so much.

Venerable Shine Waradhammo, an undergraduate student monk at Wat Mahathat Yuwaratrangsarit’s Mahachulalongkornrajavidyalaya University in Bangkok, said that if the bill is passed it may become the religious version of the controversial Article 112 of the Criminal Code, aka the lèse majesté law. “In order to thrive, religion must always be adaptable to societies to allow people to understand its practices and teachings, including, making itself open for debate and discussion,” he says. The proposed legislation would remove that debate in preference for State sponsored doctrine.

Vichak Panich, an expert on Buddhism and religious studies, pointed out that if the bill on protecting and patronizing Buddhism passes, it will become another obstacle to democracy in Thailand. “This bill will give the Sangha Supreme Council – which is already quite a dictatorial organization since it is not transparent and elected – the power to prosecute not only monks but also lay persons who defy its authority,” he says. His concern is that the version of Theravada Buddhism promoted by the Sangha Supreme Council and the National Office of Buddhism has two all-encompassing functions in Thai society.

“Theravada Buddhism is promoted as a part of the Thai identity and nationalism,” Vichak says. “Moreover, it promotes the intangible concept of virtue and morality over freedom and rights. This lends support and justification for some groups of people in society to judge others.”

“It is no surprise that this bill is being accepted under the current political regime.” adds the religious expert.

If the Bill To Patronize and Protect Buddhism passes, Thailand's monks will only be allowed to play with pussy.

If the Bill To Patronize and Protect Buddhism passes, Thailand’s monks will only be allowed to play with pussy.

Nidhi Eoseewong, a prominent Thai historian and political commentator, says no one really knows what the Lord Buddha taught word by word. “You only have the Tripitaka which was in fact written some 500 years after the Lord Buddha died. Therefore, even the oldest Buddhist scripture is written through an interpretative process,” he says. And unlike with the Christian bible which specifically deems homosexuality to be an abomination – right along side having a tattoo, divorce, wearing polyester or any other fabric blends, and allowing your wife to grab the testicles of the guy you get into a bar fight with – The Buddha never addressed going gay. Whether while wearing saffron or not.

Buddhism teaches to, and expects from, its followers a certain level of ethical behavior. The minimum that is required of the lay Buddhist is embodied in the Five Precepts, the third of which relates to sexual behavior. Since homosexuality as it applies to the layperson is not explicitly mentioned in any of the Buddha’s discourses, and since The Buddha seems to have had a profound understanding of human nature and to have been remarkably free from prejudice, one can assume that under his teachings homosexuality is meant to be evaluated in the same way that heterosexuality is. And unlike the Christian god, The Buddha did not feel sin-free sex was limited to the act of procreation.

In the Pali Canon (the scriptural texts that hold the Buddha’s original teachings) the Buddha describes the Five Precepts – which serve as voluntary guidelines for life and are the bases of Buddhist morality – as gifts toward oneself and others. The Third Precept – I undertake the training rule to avoid sensual misconduct – is further expounded upon in the Anguttara Nikaya, one of the numerous discourses ascribed to the Buddha contained within the Sutta Pitaka which covers the actions of non-monastic followers. In that text, sex with mutual consent – where adultery is not involved, and where both partners are of an appropriate age – is viewed as an expression of love, respect, loyalty, and warmth. Which follows the dictates of the Five Precepts. Whether between two people of opposite genders or not.

The Buddha never said that gay people were bad. Cruising for sex is a different matter.

The Buddha never said that gay people were bad. Cruising for sex is a different matter.

The picture in the first of the three Tripitaka , the Vinaya, is a bit different. The Vinaya concerns itself with rules for monks and nuns and deals with all kinds of possible sexual behaviors. None of which are allowed by the Buddha. In fact, the Vinaya explicitly forbids monks from having sexual relations with any of the four genders. Two of those you are probably already familiar with. The third gender, ubhatovyanjañaka, is usually thought to describe people who have both male and female sexual characteristics (i.e., hermaphrodites and the intersex . . . like Bruce Jenner). The fourth gender is the pandaka, a complex category that is variously defined in different Buddhist texts, sometimes as homosexuals, sometimes merely as the hyper sexually promiscuous. However, The Story of the Prohibition of the Ordination of Pandaka from the Vinaya provides an example of a monk with an insatiable desire to be sexually penetrated by men, so both may be true. And in either case, it’s doubtful any fan of Sunee Plaza will ever be wearing saffron.

However. while homosexuality is explicitly mentioned in the Vinaya, and prohibited, it is not singled out for special condemnation, but rather is considered one of many forms of sexual misconduct contravening the rule that requires monks and nuns to be celibate. In several cases the penalty is actually less in the case of homosexual behavior. For example, for a monk to erotically touch another man is a less serious offence than the same act with a woman, which is a big no-no. In fact, the Buddha’s criticism of a monk who broke his celibate vows is especially snarky:

“Worthless man, it would be better that your penis be stuck into the mouth of a poisonous snake than into a woman’s vagina. It would be better that your penis be stuck into the mouth of a black viper than into a woman’s vagina. It would be better that your penis be stuck into a pit of burning embers, blazing and glowing, than into a woman’s vagina.”

What's a gay monk to do?

What’s a gay monk to do?

Kinda makes ya wanna swear off vagina for life. Which many of us already have. But within Theravada Buddhism, sex alone is not the sole principal transgression that entails expulsion from the Sangha. Theft, murder, and falsely boasting of superhuman perfections are viewed as equally bad offenses. And are as frequently committed by members of the clergy in Thailand if news media reports are to be believed. Monks behaving badly is a common enough subject in the news that you have to wonder why it is only the gay monks that The Good General and the Sangha Supreme Council single out in the proposed legislation.

The Buddha’s proscriptions against certain types of people joining the ordained community are often understood to reflect his concern with upholding the public image of the Sangha as virtuous; social acceptability was as vital for the clergy in his time – since it could not survive without material support from lay society – as it is today. In fact, seemingly in accordance with the Buddha’s wishes, back in 1989 the Sangha Supreme Council affirmed that ladyboys are prohibited from being ordained. But since Buddhist monastic rules already stipulate that monks must be celibate, the intent behind the proposed legislation is troublesome.

“It seems as if people who took part in writing this bill hold prejudiced views against people with alternative sexes and genders,” says Venerable Shrine. “This is a form of violence and a violation of human rights because naturally gender and sex can’t be straightforwardly defined as male and female.”

He believes that if the bill passes into law, its application will be problematic because it is based on prejudice and discriminates against monks with alternative sexes and genders. Which is an act the Buddha never blessed. Regardless of how happy its passage may The Good General make.

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Light My Fire

Now that's hot.

Now that’s hot.

I read a lot of fiction, primarily books loosely defined as thrillers. So cops, private eyes, and agents of shadowy quasi-governmental organizations are the norm. And because it’s one of the things the USA is #1 in, that means lots of serial killers. That’s a good thing. ‘Cuz it’s helps teach you those things not to do to keep cops, private eyes, and agents of shadowy quasi-governmental organizations from pegging you as one. Not to mention your neighbors will generally think higher of you too.

You’d think The 7 Warning Signs That You Might Be A Serial Killer would include handy tips like not keeping body parts in your refrigerator. But then as obvious as that may seem, considering some of the things I’ve seen in the refrigerators of tricks I’ve done, the occasional dismembered arm or foot doesn’t really rate high on the I Think I’m About To Heave scale. So a better tip would be why not to buy cheap brands of plastic wrap. Or the importance of labeling the meats you’ve stuffed into your freezer. But instead writers of cop, private eye, and agents of shadowy quasi-governmental organizations books go with the tried and trued, the rather skimpy list of serial killer traits that FBI profilers tend to rely on. Like bed wetting.

No problemo. Bed wetting is neither a habit nor a fetish of mine. Spending the night sleeping in a bed soaked in urine is no more enticing than spending a weekend at Disneyland. Although I do remember once as a small child sneaking into my brother’s bedroom and peeing on his bed. It’s probably a good thing he’s never been suspected of being a serial killer. Yet.

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Evidently serial killers hone their craft by practicing on small animals too. That’d be torturing, maiming, and killing them. Not peeing on them. That one is a bit more problematic. I’m not a member of PETA, but do agree maiming and torturing small animals is wrong. As a concept. But my neighbor has one of those tiny, cat-like, yappy dogs and both it and I know that one day it’ll have yapped once too much and my career as a serial killer will be off to a satisfying start.

Whenever a serial killer is caught and the media interviews his neighbors they always say what a quiet and polite man he was. That they would never have suspected his favorite hobby relied on a high body count. I can’t imagine any of my neighbors – even those who don’t own a tiny, yappy dog – ever referring to me as polite. Neighbors are highly overrated. And I wish more of mine had their house foreclosed on during the recent real estate bubble bust. I know. That sounds heartless. But between losing the home you never should have been qualified to purchase in the first place and becoming the victim of a serial killer, I think I’ve taken the high road. Besides, that’s a few less souls to be telling the media what a quiet and polite man I appeared to be. As though they never noticed my Free Charlie Manson bumper sticker.

My biggest concern on the 7 Warning Signs That You Might Be A Serial Killer list, however, is pyromania. I mean who in their right mind doesn’t love fire? Even the Christian god lit up a bush to celebrate coming up with his 10 Commandments. Spending the weekend in the great outdoors sucks without a good camp fire. And no one spends every summer weekend barbecuing just because they have a love affair with hot dogs. If it wasn’t for fire we wouldn’t have firemen. And that would mean a hell of a lot less masturbatory fantasies. Not to mention stroking it while you watch hot, live firemen attempt to put out your neighbor’s burning house. The one who used to have that tiny, yappy, cat-like dog.

One of the side benefits of fire is hot firemen.

One of the side benefits of fire is hot firemen.

I don’t think playing with fire should be considered a sign that you might be a serial killer. In fact, I think playing with fire should be taught in kindergarten instead of finger painting. It’s a much more useful skill set. And could help the bed wetters dry out their sheets. I think the anti-pyromaniac crowd might even be a bit homophobic. ‘Cuz you know how much some of ya like to flame. Playing with fire is fun. Everyone enjoys the pastime. Even bar boys in Bangkok love the part of the show they get to walk out naked with burning candles in their hands. And what could be more hotter than that?

Okay, so maybe there is a small difference between starting fires and playing with fire, but baby steps, ya know? And thanks to the YouTube video 10 Fun Things You Can Do To Play With Fire, you too may soon have a new hobby. That may not help me stay under the radar of cops, private eyes, and agents of shadowy quasi-governmental organizations ferreting out potential serial killers, but there’s safety in numbers and once you’ve seen how much fun burning a ping pong ball can be, you won’t just push past that annoying barker trying to get you upstairs for a Sexy Show! in Patpong ever again. Enjoy.

(Click on the photo for the video . . . you know ya want to.)

(Click on the photo for the video . . . you know ya want to.)

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