Thanks to a company called Edible Anus, you can now send chocolate shaped buttholes to your loved one(s) for Valentine’s Day so they know what it is about them you truly appreciate.

SeekingArrangement.com is a dating site that hooks up hot young things and the older (rich) men who love them. Started as a space for breeders, it now has over 280,000 Gay Sugar Babies up for grabs by the 60,000 Gay Sugar Daddies who’ve registered on the site. And according to the site’s statistics, these are the Top 10 Gay Sugar Daddy Cities in the U.S. (But y’all will probably Google SeekingArrangement.com instead.)

Because who doesn’t love him, this GIF Of Joe Manganiello Cuming is all ya need to know about the soon to be released Magic Mike XXL movie.

Despite all you lovers of rainbows who just can’t quit while you’re ahead, here’s why there are no more unicorns.

I love that this year Valentine’s Day belongs to the SM crowd thanks to the release of Fifty Shades of Grey. But since you are probably not a fifty-year-old woman who reads Harlequin romances, here’s all of Jamie Dornan’s cock you get to see in the flick, in action (but there’s also a link in the comments to some photos that show what y’all really love).

Simple and to the point – the point being lots of NSFW naked Asian male flesh – this week’s Tumblr link could not be anything other than Love Asian Guys.

For those of you who love Thailand long-time but want to avoid fines for over-staying your visit, there’s a new 90 day reporting scheme via the internet to help you avoid the hassle of visiting an Immigration office. The bad news is it only works with Internet Explorer.