Today is Father’s Day in the U.S. I thought an ode to the daddies of the world would be nice, but then it’s not like the holiday celebrates someone important in our lives. Like our mothers. My favorite bit of Father’s Day trivia was that back in the day before everyone had a cellphone implanted to their finger tips and long distance toll calls were a part of life, more collect calls were made on Father’s Day than any other day of the year. Which pretty well sums up what being a dad is all about. If you have a boy special back in Thailand you probably know that feeling. So Happy Father’s Day daddy.

I thought a play on the Father’s Day / Daddy thingy might make for an appropriate post for the holiday too. I’m not sure who the current most popular DILF is, it’s probably still George Clooney, but the image of a daddy in sexual terms is usually an older man. And knowing y’all, going with that theme woulda been about as popular as posting pix of vagina. And since this is Father’s Day, we’ll leave your mother out of the discussion for now. It is interesting though that the male celebrities considered to be the hottest hunks still include guys like Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp, both of whom are now fifty. Being a daddy these days is not the kiss of sexual death it once was. There are a lot of guys out there who prefer mature men. Which may say more for Tom Daley’s sex life than yours, but is still a pretty good sign.

I saw an article on the internet this morning about Ricky Martin changing the pronoun in one of the songs he was performing at a recent concert to He instead of She. Well, okay, I saw a headline proclaiming that bit of news; I didn’t read the article. So I don’t know which song its was. But if it was – now – He Bangs, that isn’t really news worthy ‘cuz that’s pretty well covers every man on the planet. Ricky has been out for what seems like forever now. So it’s about time he started crooning about the penis that he loves. It’s just a shame he doesn’t shake his bon bon with a bit more flesh exposed or he’d have made for a great pictorial post in honor of Father’s Day. You don’t usually think of Ricky as a daddy, even though technically he is one. Kinda sorta. But at 42, he qualifies by age too. And Ricky can be my daddy any day of the year. Not that masturbating over what I’d like to do to Ricky Martin helps coming up with a theme for a Father’s Day post. Although it’s not a bad way to spend Father’s Day.

But visions of Ricky splayed out naked beneath me segued into other hot Latinos I’d like to do and I realized that many of the men from south of the border hit the daddy mark regardless of age. Maybe it’s the body hair. Maybe it’s their mature looking penises. And by mature I mean large. And by south or the border, of course, I mean Brazil. Which, in case you just awoke from a coma, is where the World Cup is currently underway. So in honor of that event, and that the next Summer Olympics will be in Brazil too, this year instead of Happy Father’s Day I’m going with Feliz Dia Dos Pais! Even though technically that’s celebrated in Brazil on the second Sunday of August and not today. But then any excuse to post some pix of hot Brazilian guys is a good one. And now I have another post idea for August that I don’t have to come up with.

The last major world sporting event saw the host city grilled for not having venues and associated infrastructure like roads and hotels completed in time for the festivities. But then that was more about finding fault with Putin than with Sochi. Brazil hasn’t done much better with the World Cup. Stadiums are still not finished, there have been major protests over the amount of money spent, and the kick-off kicked off with a 168 mile long traffic jam. Many view the World Cup as a trial run for the Rio Olympics, and the head of the IOC is having a tizzy fit over how little the Brazilians have been able to accomplish for those games to date. But then those with Teutonic sensibilities have a difficult time wrapping their minds around the way things are done in warmer climes; construction schedules and completion dates are not what’s important, partying, enjoying life, and collecting your share of graft are what matters. So the world has been giving the Brazilians a pass. Besides, it’s not like they completely ignored the needs of hosting a major sporting event – prostitutes have been boning up on their foreign language skills to better serve their visiting clientele. What more could you ask?

So it’s nice for those into the sport that the World Cup is running for Father’s Day. Although speaking of daddies, Tim Duncan and his band of old farts will be handing LeBron and the Heat their heads on a platter today in the NBA finals too. It’s also nice for both fans of the Olympics and fans of the men of Brazil that Rio will be hosting the 2016 Summer Games. And that prostitution is legal in Brazil. And yeah, the Olympics are still two years away, but it’s nice for me that I already found an excuse to post pix of some Brazilian hotties. Which I’m sure I’ll find more reasons to do so again even before I begin my Olympic coverage hype. That makes it a happy Father’s Day for me. Even if I didn’t get to do Ricky Martin. But there’s always next year. Or August 10th. ‘Cuz I’d do Ricky in honor of Brazil’s Dia Dos Pais too.

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