Huh. This wasn’t my planned post for today. But then I needed to find a good Tumblr link for tomorrow’s End of the Week post and a few new naked selfie shots for today’s iPhone Friday post ‘cuz Mitch demanded a roster of naked guys. Blogging can be such a chore, ya know?. So I’m clicking my little heart out, or at least some organ was involved, when suddenly said organ said, “Hey! Wait a minute! I know that dick!” And while faces are never as memorable as the more important parts of a man are, since additional shots provided that view too my dick’s memory of a fun evening was confirmed. Okay, so the ink did a better job of recalling that memory than the face did, but in my defense his face wasn’t all that visible during most of our time together anyway.

You’d think that with selfies being so popular these days, and naked ones being almost a sure-fire way of enticing some other guy to hook up with you, running across pix of a past conquest would not be all that unusual. I mean outside of whatever hook-up site or app you found him through in the first place. But it’s not happened to me before. At least not unexpectedly. There was a guy a few years back who told me he’d just done some porn, a film that I did manage to locate about a week later. Which you’d think would be a happy-ending memory with visuals in itself. And probably would have been if he hadn’t used the same dialog when we were together that he’d used in his video. And in both cases, he really could have used an assist from a professional script writer.

Posting pix of your naked body on the internet can be a risky proposition. Regardless of how many propositions doing so lands you. Unless you later become famous, you’re probably safe from your mom ever running across them. Friends, neighbors, co-workers, and boyfriends not so much. If you’ve got a nice body that may not be a problem. But with many of the social media sites and apps linking your page through your email account to just about everywhere else you hang out on-line, the potential for someone you’d rather not have see you in all your glory getting an eye full is great. And if that someone is a potential employer, you might just lose out on getting the job you wanted. Or not. I guess that too could be what lands you the job. Along with years of sexual harassment. Sounds like a win-win to me.

Since he decided to share his pix with the world, I’ll share them with you too. It’s just a shame his email address wasn’t attached. I wouldn’t mind hooking up with him again. Instead, I guess I’ll just have to enjoy my memories for the day. Which might also explain why you’re getting this post instead of the one I’d planned on writing today.

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