The latest entry in the Batman franchise opened this week, and nerdy gay boys all over the world who have been waiting in breathless anticipation can finally breathe again. As a kid, Batman ranked near the top of my favorite super heroes, but the Silver Surfer was #1. Admittedly that had more to do with the lack of clothing than it did with his powers. With all the recent super and action hero blockbuster movies gracing the silver screen, it’s a good time to discover which action hero you’d be. (I came out as 007, which I can live with. As long as it’s not the Roger Moore James Bond. Lara Croft was my back up identity, which worried me a bit until I remembered that meant snuggling in bed with Brad Pitt, so I’m over that.)

Even if you are faster than a speeding bullet, you can still be popular among Thailand’s bar boys. Though come to think about it, your premature take-offs may be viewed as a plus in their minds. In any case, while the Pattaya players band of fairy men on the forums are once again discussing how cheaply they can get away being when it comes to miniscular bar boy tips, a Thai language lesson might just be in order.

Kapow! Will Batman knock Spider Man off the top of the movie charts? I gotta admit after seeing Andrew Garfield in The Social Network my interest was aroused. But I fear his cute little butt looks better in spandex than it would in the flesh. I’m not sure Mother Nature was quite as kind to him as the CGI artists would have you believe, but then I can understand her indifference as it is a been there done that situation.

And (still) speaking of super heroes, when dressing your man of steel in latex instead of lycra is your concern, we all know how important it is that your caped crusader’s outfit fits right. Whether it is the Hulk or a little Boy Wonder, size matters. Now if only some super hero would do something about those dastardly villains who insist on using the metric system.

Cowabunga! Remember that Spider-Sense tingling thingy? Wonder Woman would never have been a blip on my childhood radar if I’d known of this version of a truly amazing Spider Man. Damn kids today just don’t know how lucky they got it.

Okay, enough of the super hero crap let’s get back to the Olympics. This year the Games will be held in London. For my fellow Americans, that’s a city in England, which is part of Europe even though it’s a good inch and a half off the coast. If you are looking for it on a map, it’s located somewhere around Delaware. Anyway, they stole our patriotic song My Country, ’Tis of Thee, to use as their defacto national anthem, God Save the Queens. Assuming they win a gold medal or two – and with Liam Tancock as one of their athletes how could they not? – you’ll be hearing it during the medal ceremonies but never performed quite as well as this version by the country’s own Mini-Me.

Hope you have a super weekend!

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