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Knowing how much readers of this blog enjoy my coverage of the Olympics and other huge international sporting events, I’d be remiss in not covering one of Thailand’s top athletic tournaments, the King’s Cup Elephant Polo Tournament which runs this year from today through the 31st at the VR Sport Club in Samut Prakan. You may think that means an advanced version of a pub crawl featuring some of Pattaya’s most prodigiously built sexpats, but the animals on the playing field at the King’s Cup won’t be quite as large as they are only real elephants.
Bulges of amazing breadth and dongs that would put Swedish pole vaulters to shame, nonetheless will take center stage over the next four days in Thailand. This is the 13th running of the tournament put on by Anantara Hotels, Resorts & Spas under the direction of the World Elephant Polo Association (no, really), with teams competing from Scotland – a back to back World Champion and two times winner of the Kings Cup in Thailand – as well as over forty other different nationalities taking part in the charity event that funds the world’s only elephant therapy project for autistic children.
Elephant polo is a lot like regular polo and neither feature the half-naked hunky bodies of men’s water polo. But the King’s Cup also has parades, beauty contests, monk blessings, and an all-you-can-eat fruit buffet (for the elephants, not Pattaya’s sexpat population. So all you balloon chasers can just stay home). On the other hand, fans of Sunee Plaza will be thrilled to know all participants must be young, preferably under 20 and still at an age where they will thoroughly enjoy the sport, but large enough to carry a player with ease. Which should sound familiar to said Sunee fans.
Best yet, there’ll be plenty of prime pachyderm flesh packing the playing field. And probably a few cute mahouts too. To get you in the spirit for the tournament, here are some of the hotter contestants and fan favorites:
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john said:
Hey Rush
Great to see your blog back!
Bangkokbois said:
Thanks John!
Um, where did I go?
🙂
Mitch S. said:
A nice elephant story! Next time you feel the need for a diving photo post between Olympics, perhaps feature an up-and-coming American named Steele Johnson. He might make you forget the name of that bisexual British diver.
Bangkokbois said:
Wow, and he even already has a porn name for when his diving career is over.
Personally, I’ll let him age for a few years before I start drooling. Besides, I’m in lust with Mexico’s Ivan Garcia. And I’m not even a size queen.
Mitch S. said:
He has already been filmed topping Greg Louganis!: http://nimg.sulekha.com/sports/original700/greg-louganis-steele-johnson-2011-5-8-18-20-0.jpg
😉
Bangkokbois said:
Huh. Wonder why I always assume gay divers are bottoms.
Must be from experience.
🙂
Mitch S. said:
In your experience, what percentage of male figure skaters would you estimate are bottoms?
Bangkokbois said:
I’ve never done a figure skater. But I’d estimate all of them are.