Science has discovered how often you really need to take a shower. Your boy du jour will probably disagree.

The ultimate in dick pix is finally here. Almost.

If in Bangkok you occasionally like to score a hot gay local who is not interested in money first, this grand re-opening will be of interest to you.

By its title you may not think this week’s NSFW Tumblr link, Someone Asian, sets the bar very high, but then for some that’s the singular requirement anyway.

In even further proof women don’t know dick about sucking one, NY Mag delves into the emergence of the Blow Job Bib on a recent episode of a popular television show. Which is kinda like eating barbequed chicken wings with a fork.

Speaking of which, you won’t notice any bibs in use in The 34 Greatest and Most Stunning Skull-Fucking GIFs On the Entire Web.

Penises Are Getting Smaller: Fact or Fiction? is the rumor one columnist attempts to put to rest in this interesting read although personally I think a lot more research may be required.