Maybe it’s too soon to be bringing up Bill O’Reilly’s version of Christmas cheer again, but Bill recently claimed that the war on Christmas, a battle only he, his buddies at FOX, and their fans seem to be aware of – that’d be those whose favorite Christmas carol is I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas – is all part of the gay agenda. That gay agenda thingy always blows me away. I’m gay. And I know the only agenda we have is getting laid. Frequently. So who’s got time to wage a war on a holiday that tradition dictates we get to wear our gay apparel for?

But I’ve been wrong before, and even though has never been right about anything other than his political stance, there is now proof that us dastardly gays do have Christmas firmly in our sights. Sure that cheap chocolate-flavored gayly wrapped chocolate Santa Claus look innocent, but just look at what you get when you unwrap one.

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