The medal, the bouquet, the playing of our national anthem – not to mention the athletic achievement – all worthy parts of the celebration when the U.S.’s wins gold in London. The icing on the cake: a flag draped hottie. Just thought I’d help keep things in their proper perspective.

I’ll be posting an award winning stud’s photo to honor each gold we win. Day #1 of the Olympics we scored one gold with Ryan Lochte’s win in the 400 IM. Now maybe you’ll start rooting for Phelps to win a few more too?