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There’s not a lot to do when you live in a rural part of Lamphun province. After a hard day’s work toiling in the fields, winding down options are limited and usually restricted to spending quality time with your family, friends, or roommate socializing and talking story. Or as Thais call it, getting blasted on Mekong whiskey. And that buzz all too frequently leads to the latest chapter of people behaving badly. Especially when the heady scent of sex permeates the village air.

In a recent news story that suggests FarmersOnly.com would do well marketing its services in Thailand, Ta Kaewkam, a 56-year-old villager beat his roommate, 41-year-old Annop Putthasat, to death with a shovel for sexually molesting Kaewkam’s cow after a night of drinking. Kaewkam was found by the Ban Thi constabulary sleeping in a hut in a nearby rice field after they were called to the residence by a suspicious neighbor.

Kaewkam told the police the two had spent the night drinking before Putthasat disappeared into the bedroom claiming he was tired. Soon there after Kaewkam heard his white cow making noises of distress. Fearing that a snake was the source of the trouble, he grabbed a shovel and went to investigate. It turned out the snake in question was Putthasat, who Kaewkam found busy “insanely” raping Kaewkam’s cow.

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Resentful of Putthasat taking liberties with his breeding stock, Kaewkam bludgeoned his roommate to death to avenge his dishonored livestock. He has since plead guilty to a charge of murder. There has been no word on the status of the cow.

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