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Greece and Italy seem to be getting most of the blame for the sorry state of the Euro these days. Shouldn’t be a big surprise, the men of those countries are responsible for lowering the over all average size of European manhood too. Whether it is economic growth or penile growth, outside influences play a big part in how one measures up. But there is a natural limit to just how big any can country grow, and a natural limit to the endowment capabilities of its citizens too. According to a recently released graphic of the state of the state of man’s state by country, France has more than just the Eiffel Tower to brag about, and can happily rest on any size-queen’s laurels.
For U.S. readers, chill. Those numbers are in centimeters. You can still hold your heads up high.
The survey of penile length places Hungary as the top European spot you’d want to be born in, but that shouldn’t be a surprise either; that you are going to be born blessed is even alluded to in the country’s name. But every centimeter and kilometer counts: slip across the border into Romania and you turn into a dickless wonder only unsurpassed by the Irish whose small country is evidently filled with small men.
And yes, this is why the internet was born . . .
Logan said:
This survey smells like bullshit to me! Did scientists really go out an measure men’s dicks all over Europe? I find that rather hard to believe quite frankly. I suspect that all this survey proves is that French scientists are the best liars in Europe.
Now I am an Irishman, so i am prepared to accept that this will be taken as sour grapes.
However, just looking at the map seems not quite right. It is well known anecdotally that the Germans and Nordics tend to be the best endowed in Europe. Genetically speaking, the French are mainly a mixture of German and Italians (on a Celtic base) Therefore it is not terribly likely that the French would be an outlier of all those three.
Penis size should correlate with other trends within Europe. This map does not cporrelate with other maps of genetic or blood group trends within Europe (usually there is an East-West or North-South or a Continental-Insular trend.). This map seems a bit too random to be kosher.
But now I have fessed up to being Irish i know the reaction here will be somewhat cynical….
Bangkokbois said:
Well Logan, when I got to the part in your comment stating you were an Irishman, your problem with these figures suddenly made sense. Though for the record, black Irish guys drive me crazy; I don’t give a damn how big, or little, they may be!
Not being European I’d not heard that the Germans and Nordics tend to be the best endowed in Europe before. I’ll have to do some major research on this to corroborate your claim.
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Every so often these studies pop up and every time you have to wonder about their validity (well, maybe except for those that base their results on world-wide figures and claim the biggest dicks are found on the African continent). They all have to be taken with a grain of salt. All it would take would be one abnormally large or small guy to totally skew the results. Though I have to admit getting some federal grant funds to conduct one of these studies would be a great way to spend a year deep in research.