Yes, I know. You’ve been relying on my Twelve Gays of Christmas posts to teach you the true and historical meaning of Christmas, but today is Christmas Eve and it’s time for me to hit the shopping mall. Doing your Christmas shopping at the last minute is a guy thing, and the malls and stores are packed with men. Culling one from the herd is a breeze. It’s like taking candy from a straight baby.

My tradition is to head out early, buy the gifts I need to get, and then spend the day picking out what I really want for Christmas. I think I’m gonna go for a Latino this year.

So no Christmas history lesson with today’s post, sorry to ruin your holiday. Instead I’ll offer you this sage bit of advice regarding what you may get for Christmas:

Happy Holidays!

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