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Last year I published a post about a study out of UC Berkeley that concluded men whose ring finger was longer than their index finger were probably gay. The urology department of Gachon University Gil Hospital in Incheon, Korea has expanded that research and found not only does that mean you are gay, but are popular too. According to results published in the Asian Journal of Andrology, their study shows the shorter index finger than ring finger you have, the bigger your penis is.

We’ll wait while you check.

Uh, no: your finger and dick. Not his.

Tae Beom Kim and his colleagues at the South Korean university measured the penises and hands of 144 men under anesthesia. Whether that meant they snuck in to do so while the patients were already out, or being Koren anesthetized them to take the measurements was not established. The researchers charted the measurements of the right hands of patients – who were Korean men aged 20 and older – and each man’s fully stretched, flaccid penis (that stretching out a guy’s flaccid penis would definitely be a Korean thing). Kim says they found, “the shorter index (second) finger than ring (fourth) finger you have, the longer stretched penile length you have.”

SM practices aside, the results of the study should mean that you can gauge the size of a man’s dick by carefully studying his hands. Or at least you’ll know how big his dick will be when you are pulling on it.

If your index finger is longer than your ring finger, don’t fret (though if they are of equal length you may want to Google ‘lesbian’). Yes, you may have a small ring finger and a small penis, but researchers at Britain’s Warwick University and the Institute of Cancer Researcher found that men whose index finger is longer than their ring finger were one-third less likely to develop prostate cancer than men with the opposite pattern of finger length. Life is full of such trade-offs. As well as far too many scientists studying finger length in men.

Of course everyone knows its not about size but rather what you do with it. So maybe it’s time for you to get your hands busy.

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