Tired of your boy du jour, who just spent hours bouncing around the stage stark naked, hopping out of the shower back in your room and covering his good parts with a towel? Tired of the fat farang you landed as a customer throwing a hissy fit just because he can’t tell the difference between you being nude on stage and showing it all off when in the privacy of his hotel room? Now you can both be happy campers thanks to the Dick Towel, a full-size terry cloth towel that shows off what farang want while keeping private bar boy’s privates.

Featured on the television show It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia as a failed get rich quick gag, in real life the brain trust behind the Dick Towel are on their way to being millionaires. For a mere $19.99 the next time you wrap up to cover yourself you can expose yourself at the same time. The Dick Towel comes in two sizes, small and large – that’d be the size of the dick, not the towel – both on the same towel, it’s all in how you wrap yourself. And there’s a pre-printed rear view too for when it’s a top you are trying to attract.

Now at the beach you can hang out with your wang out free of concern of adding another arrest for public indecency to your already long record. The Dick Towel comes in both black and white – that’d be the color of the dick, not the color of the towel – and for the ladyboy wannabe there’s a women’s Dick Towel too.

To order, or better yet to check out the hilarious pix fans of the Dick Towel have uploaded (though I have to warn you there’s way too much fish pictured for a site about dick), visit their site:

http://dicktowel.com/dicktowel.html

 

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