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Bling is almost important to bar boys as baht. Vain little creatures that they are, it doesn’t matter how cheap or tacky the bling is, if it gets them noticed that’s all that counts. Cheap bling is almost better than expensive bling, ‘cuz pricey bling usually means a gold chain supplied by last night’s customer and that little piece of affection will be sold off quicker than John Travolta going down on a male masseur.

Sure your boy du jour would love you more for buying him a new cell phone, but as status conscious as Thai bar boys are you’ll get just as an infectious smile for handing over the latest, newest bling for him to decorate his body with. And now, thanks to the folks at Pejazzle, his body is just what you can decorate. The company offers a line of stick on Swarovski crystals decals for below the belt embellishment.

Offered in a wide variety of designs such as hearts, foot prints, and dolphins, the Pejazzle is a new line from the folks who introduced the world to the Vajazzle, a version for women to use to attempt to make their private parts less disgusting looking. According to salon owners who said customers were avidly snatching up the body bling, 40% were men who wanted to crystallize their little friend. The company responded by introducing a line specifically aimed at mens’ crotches.

Mark Wright, a self-confessed Pejazzler hired to launch the new range of groin-embellishments says, “‘Men wear diamond watches and bling earrings – this is no different.”

He advises users shave the hair before applying the crystals, or for the ‘very hairy’, a judicious waxing or laser session might be necessary. “Think of it just like a crystal tattoo – and it’s less permanent than a real one,” he says.

Originally only offered in salons, the company now offers Pejazzles in a do-it-yourself home application kit available for purchase on-line from the finest internet retailers. Easily applied and easily removed with soapy water, the company is keeping mum about the potential problem of their product failing to grow with you if applied directly to your best buddy.

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