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Bling is almost important to bar boys as baht. Vain little creatures that they are, it doesn’t matter how cheap or tacky the bling is, if it gets them noticed that’s all that counts. Cheap bling is almost better than expensive bling, ‘cuz pricey bling usually means a gold chain supplied by last night’s customer and that little piece of affection will be sold off quicker than John Travolta going down on a male masseur.
Sure your boy du jour would love you more for buying him a new cell phone, but as status conscious as Thai bar boys are you’ll get just as an infectious smile for handing over the latest, newest bling for him to decorate his body with. And now, thanks to the folks at Pejazzle, his body is just what you can decorate. The company offers a line of stick on Swarovski crystals decals for below the belt embellishment.
Offered in a wide variety of designs such as hearts, foot prints, and dolphins, the Pejazzle is a new line from the folks who introduced the world to the Vajazzle, a version for women to use to attempt to make their private parts less disgusting looking. According to salon owners who said customers were avidly snatching up the body bling, 40% were men who wanted to crystallize their little friend. The company responded by introducing a line specifically aimed at mens’ crotches.
Mark Wright, a self-confessed Pejazzler hired to launch the new range of groin-embellishments says, “‘Men wear diamond watches and bling earrings – this is no different.”
He advises users shave the hair before applying the crystals, or for the ‘very hairy’, a judicious waxing or laser session might be necessary. “Think of it just like a crystal tattoo – and it’s less permanent than a real one,” he says.
Originally only offered in salons, the company now offers Pejazzles in a do-it-yourself home application kit available for purchase on-line from the finest internet retailers. Easily applied and easily removed with soapy water, the company is keeping mum about the potential problem of their product failing to grow with you if applied directly to your best buddy.
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ChristianPFC said:
I had to google it to make sure it is real. Did you notice that Pejazzle starts with Pe like Penis and Vajazzle with Va like Vagina?
I hope this does not catch on with Thai boys. Sure not as bad as tattoos as you can remove it, but I think my night’s choice wouldn’t understand why I would want him to remove it, if we get this far despite the Pejazzle.
Bangkokbois said:
I’m sorry Christian but you are not allowed to use the word vagina on this site.
In any case don’t worry about one of your boys having a Pejazzle – you need to wory about him having a Vajazzle instead.
lukylok said:
Looks very attractive to me ! How does it survive a pillow fight ? 🙂
Bangkokbois said:
lol, Noom does like bling . . . maybe I could entice a pillow away from him with a Pejazzle!
xiandarkthorne said:
I wonder how long it’ll be before some enterprising bar owner comes up with a show featuring a whole lineup of guys suitably pejazzled. And they wouldn’t even need to get the real stuff, considering how creative some local artists and artisans can be when it comes to simulating original fashion products (that’s the politest way I can put it, I’m afraid).
Bangkokbois said:
“simulating original fashion products”
lol
That’s good XD!
You should be in PR.
🙂
xiandarkthorne said:
I was in PR. I served as PR manager for three of Penang’s leading beach resorts for close to ten years before I decided that calling fried potatoes with ham bits ‘Delicously savoury Golden Ingots with Red Jade Coins’ wasn’t what I hoped to accomplish as a fiction writer. Now you know why I don’t have just sex after I off a youthful gentleman but titivate my cognitive sensibilities and titillate my procreative extremity with erotophysiomanipulations.
Bangkokbois said:
I think I had Delicously savoury Golden Ingots with Red Jade Coins last time I was in Penang!
xiandarkthorne said:
Noooo…they couldn’t be using that old name after all these years! I haven’t worked in the hotel industry for 12 years now though I must confess I am still in and out of quite a few hoteliers…one has to stay in touch, you know.
Bangkokbois said:
Huh. I do seem to remember them saying that was the first time anyone actually ordered that dish . . .