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Earlier this week, a user on Reddit posted the above cleavage shot to r/GoneWild, a popular online community where women, supposedly, post sexy shots of themselves for male users to drool over. Although most of the pix posted are probably from guys who convinced one of the sluts they were dating to let him take a few photos for their ‘own private use’. A first-time poster, along with the almost-titty shot she teased, “Wanna see more?”

The horny, the desperate, the trolls, and the serial-masturbators who make up the r/GoneWild community cleaned the lube off their hands and responded enthusiastically. Ditto for the lesbians who use that site while pretending to be a dude. Just in case you were wondering what Beachlover was up to these days. The comments came fast and furiously. And while a simple, Yes” would have sufficed, much like the responses you get when you post that you are just looking for friends on Grindr, most were in the vein of this one: “Hey there, sorry for being up front but I’d really love for you to tell me to stroke my cock and cum for you, and that you want my warm load.”

Who knew straight guys watch gay porn to learn their pick up lines?

Along with explicit come ons, the poster received tons of selfies and dick pix – which as a first-time communication I think is just wrong unless that’s your name – including one enterprising soul who shot his dick pressed up against the woman’s photo on his computer screen. Or maybe that was his boss’ computer screen. Regardless, that does show why replacement keyboards are the #1 OEM product in the computer peripherals industry.

Ms. Cockteaser waited a day before posting ‘more’, which was the uncropped version of the photo that the community had been spanking their collective monkey over for the past 24 hours, along with a note saying, “To all of those LOVELY gentlefolk on Gone Wild last night…with love, from ‘Posh’.

Click the photo above to see what all those straight dudes were jacking to.

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