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I hate when I finally get around to checking out some place on my to-do list in Bangkok only to find it closed. Though in this case I guess an appropriate question would be, how would you know? Dine in the Dark is a restaurant where the waiters are visually impaired, and all guests get to experience what it is like to be sightless when dining out. The one in Bangkok is temporarily closed, but their branch in Phnom Penh is open and you really should bookmark their Facebook page so that when they reopen in Bangkok you’ll know. ‘Cuz that blind guy probably won’t.
I tend to piss off friends when we’re watching a slasher flick and I point out the black guy will die first. That’s not racist. Okay, it is but it’s Hollywood’s fault not mine. Nonetheless you’ve probably screamed, “No! Don’t go up there!” to some idiot on the screen who is about to meet a bloody end yourself. So, How Long Would You Survive In A Horror Movie? For me, no problemo; it turns out I’d be the guy holding the chainsaw instead of being one of his victims.
You can’t go wrong with a NSFW Tumblr called Asian Men In Full Nudity, now can you?
Because you are a gay man and you do care: The 25 Biggest Decorating Mistakes. Personally, I think they could have stopped at their first suggestion ‘cuz no man, straight or gay, really wants to bother with aim at certain times in his life.
Huh. Here’s how the logic plays out: fart jokes are always funny; laughter is the best medicine; so someone else farting is always good for what ails you . . .
I’ve never quite figured out what it is about Pattaya that I detest. There’s just too much to choose from. But, There’s WTF and Then There’s Walmart WTF managed to help drive the #1 reason home. Of course with Pattaya I can at least just avoid going there.
Because man can not live by stereotype alone: 13 Things You Need To Know About Your Gay Asian Friend.
Even If The World Against You is a cute just over two minute long gay short film. Um, with some cute gay Asian guys in it. Yup, that did the trick.
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There is “Dialogue in the Dark” in Chamchuri square, near to MRT Sam Yan (or walking distance from Soi Twilight).
. . . sounds like the back room of my favorite gay bar from the 70s. But then Dining In The Dark does too I guess.
And most gay saunas have a darkroom.
Yeah, those are always scary.
Well, excuse me…FYI “chong ching pong pong” means “in a hurry to get well and truly swollen quickly” in my native Malaysian Northern Hokkien dialect* if you get the tones and accents right.
* “chong” pronounced with a rising tone means “in a rush”
* “ching” pronounced with a high tone means “swollen”
* “pong” pronounced with a low tone means “puffed up” – when repeated, it means “very swollen”
PS
Regarding that 25 Decorating Mistakes article – it reads like it was written by one of those “fashionista” trolls who are forever condemning hairy men for not shaving their chests and what-have-yous. And you do know the etymology of “fashionista” don’t you? Just in case you didn’t, there are two possible origins of how “-ista” became attached to “fashion” and came to mean people who believe it’s their God-given duty to tell everybody else how they should dress or groom themselves.
fashion + I + S(uck) + T(urgid) + A(ssholes)
fashion + I + S(lurp) + T(heir) + A(rses)
So it’s not surprising that the great majority of those who worship the ground these trolls tread on are either not male or if they are, spend their free time trying to convince everyone else that being “metrosexual” does not mean having a fetish for sex along some sort of railway line or more commonly, that they can actually hold up their hands without their wrists flopping over prettily.
Metrosexual doesn’t mean having a public transportation fetish???
Oooops.
Now I’m soooo embarrassed.