Jumping into a taxi for a journey through Bangkok’s parking lot-like traffic would be guaranteed to bore you to death if not for the small dioramas displayed on their dashboards. I’m not sure why I’m so captivated by those often pseudo-religious displays but my eyes move toward the dash even before dropping to make sure the meter gets turned on. So I was petty jazzed when I found a used copy of Thai Taxi Talismans this week, not that the book isn’t worth its cover price but part of the thrill of a real find is finding it at half-price. The book was inspired by the author’s blog, Life In Moving Vehicles, which is one of those I always love when I find it again but usually forget to bookmark. It’s a perfect little reminder of Bangkok (from the passenger seat) for when you are thousands of miles away.
I just saw a blurb on the internet that wide-leg jeans are making a come-back. My best buddy always appreciated the extra room those pants provided him, and even though I cringe every time I hear bell-bottoms are coming back too, anything has got to be better than skinny jeans, a fashion disaster that makes the gay boys who wear them un-molestable. But it could be worse ‘cuz even skinny jeans can’t compete with The 7 Deadliest Fashion Trends of All Time.
Using Google Trends to find out what’s in and what out, this list answers that age-old question of, Is Your Favorite Sex Act In This Year, Or On The Outs? Huh. ‘Cake farts’ was self-explanatory although I’m not sure if it qualifies as a sex act. ‘Supermanning Hoes’ as with several other listed required a quick search on Google. I must be getting old. Thank the gods.
The folk at TAT are not happy with the influx of low-end touri from China ‘cuz they scare the more affluent visitors away. No problemo. Hospitals in China have introduced a hands-free automatic sperm extractor which features a ‘massage pipe’, adjustable speed, frequency, amplitude, and temperature settings, and a video screen that plays films to “help the user with the extraction process”. That pretty much negates any reason for the Chinese to visit Thailand I’d say.
Last week I linked to a YouTube sexpert showing you how to grapefruit your man. This week she provides a much more basic technique that puts the sex in safe sex, How To Put A Condom On A Penis With Your Mouth. Um, btw, while you are down there . . .
This week’s NSFW Tumblr link is Asian Stud Finder, which has done a damn good job at that task.
Fascinated but still unsure of what the YouTube clip Thai Military Ragging With Kissing was about, it finally dawned on me that General Prayuth is serious about bringing happiness to the Thai people, even those in the army.
I’m not sure what MeatyBrian Level 2a is supposed to mean as a video title either, but then 8 minutes of an all Asian, all male dance troupe getting naked doesn’t really require a title that makes any sense.
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