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Proof that there is a god:  Bernardo Velasco.

Proof that there is a god: Bernardo Velasco.

With Rio turning into a hotbed of male flesh tomorrow as the annual carnival festivities kick off, I thought an eye candy post of what makes Brazil a gay man’s wet dream come to life might be in order. Which is not a difficult assignment. There are so many hot Brazilian guys it’s more difficult in picking out which to feature. Originally I was going to go with a photo of each of a half a dozen or so different hotties. But as dreamy as each of them was, I kept going back to photos of Bernardo Velasco, a male model I’ve been drooling over for several years. And just selecting a single picture of him to use proved to be an impossible feat.

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No problemo. The 2016 Olympics will be held in Rio and I can post those other stud’s photos then. Huh. Usually bringing the world’s fittest men to town for the Olympic Games pushes that city’s hotness index sky high. When the male Olympians hit Rio, they’re hardly gonna make a blip on the radar. There will be, however, a lot of very happy Olympic divers.

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I can’t imagine having sexual fantasies about someone named Bernard. Or Bernie. (And yes, I really am that shallow.) But add an O and those Os start gushing forth. Though even Bernardo might have been off my list of doable guys if not for having run across Velasco back when he posed for The Boy. It’ no surprise that Bernardo’s career as a model continues to flourish; as he has matured he has grown to look even more dreamy. Which makes picking out only a handful of photos of him that much more difficult. Since he has not done many fully nude shots, what then do you go with? The frequent shirtless or in a swimsuit or underwear photos that show off his killer body? Or those that show off his killer smile? The problem is Bernardo is the whole package. Even when he’s not showing off his package.

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Fortunately, I’ve posted photo of him before. And really need to more often. Fortunately there are many clothing line manufacturers who’ve come out with a particularly ugly line of swimwear or underwear who know they can save their investment by having Bernardo model their clothing for them. I’m just hoping someone who sells jocks will hire him soon. Or a G-string manufacturer would be even better. Though I’d buy a burlap sack if this guy came in it.

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The 5’ 10” 27-year-old, who has graced the cover of Men’s Health and DNA, originally modeled under the name of Elian Gallardo though his real name is Bernardo Velasco Gonçalves. He won the title of Mister Brazil in 2009 and has a degree in Physical Education from Rio de Janeiro Federal University, which I assume all he had to do to earn was to take his shirt off. I’m surprised they didn’t give him a doctorate. He says he eats everything and loves pasta and other carbs. And still I don’t hate him.

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Most recently, Velasco’s gone blonde. And looks like a Ken doll. A very hot Ken doll. I think it was for a Brazilian television show he landed a small part on, so maybe he’ll go back to his natural dark look. Since I’m already over-loading this post with his photos, I’m not including any of those. Besides, he is my fantasy guy, not yours.

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I didn’t really need to go surfing the internet for more photo of Bernardo, but then there’s never a good excuse to not surf the internet for photos of hot guys. And it’s been a while since I Googled him, so ya never know maybe he finally did that G-string layout I’ve been dreaming about. Nope. But I did find a rather massive post of photos of Bernardo being his usual adorable self. And better yet, there’s a video of him playing with his adorable self too. Buck as naked, hard, and pleasuring himself for your pleasure. That post and video is here. If you just want to skip to the good stuff, click on the last photo of this post to watch what he does with that hand.

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