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Dual pricing in Thailand is one of those things sexpats love to bitch about so I expected this site to be just more moaning, but it’s actually fairly well-balanced in approach. The result, however, is the same – it’ll give you specifics to complain about thanks to listing every place the author has experienced or heard of farang pricing occurring.
In last week’s End of the Week post I told you about Origami Condoms. This week I’ve found the peni they were designed for. Which has gotta be cheaper to play with than any guy you off from a bar. Yup, time to let your artistic side run free. Just watch out for paper cuts.
If drag queens are your thing, you can catch Virgin-mogul Sir Richard Branson in his debut as a ladyboy on Air Asia’s Perth to Kuala Lumpur flight on May 12.
I’m not sure if it’s just a coincidence, but we may have a new recurring theme for End of the Week posts, so here’s the newest entry to the Cheap Bastard Tip Of The Week: It turns out you do not need to down – or pay for – an entire six pack to get happy. That beer had you at the first sip.
A lot of photographers rely on thumbnails to display their work on their website. That practice makes it nice for visitors – you can click on only those shots you are interested in for the full size version. Artistic male nude photographer Mujou has gone a different rout on the page I’m linking to, a collage of slivers of naked Asian guys that makes you click on every one. Smart move on his part, and considering the reward I’m not even pissed at being manipulated.
Too late for Christian, but here are 8 Things To Never Keep In Your Wallet.
Do Men Fake Orgasms? A new book by Dr. Abraham Morgantaler – Why Men Fake It: The Totally Unexpected Truth About Men and Sex – chronicles real-life cases of men whose climaxes are, in reality, rather anti-climactic. This should be required reading for bar boys; faking it would be preferable to laying there and doing nothing.
I get the tie-in with Thailand when it comes to the three-headed elephant building better known as the Erawan Museum, but am not quite sure of Wat Doi Wao’s fascination with a much smaller creature. With several hundred stairs to climb, it’s no wonder that it is one of those Places In Thailand Jabba Has Never Heard Of.
Enquiring minds want to know: Is all that blood rushing to the little head in men who live in countries where the average penis size is humongous responsible for a lack of brain power in their big head? Not that anyone then cares if you have brains or not, but the National IQ Scores vs Average Penis Size map answers this, um, probing question.
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Glenn said:
The IQ v penis size map may be my favorite thing in a long time. No correlation seems to be present one way or the other. But I think I need to spend more time in Europe. 🙂
Bangkokbois said:
Ahh, into guys with big brains huh Glenn?
Glenn said:
Yes, big brains, that’s it! Of course having seen enough Eastern European porn I already knew how big they were hung.
lukylok said:
I checked my wallet after reading your post. Not much to take away, in Thailand, I only carry one credit card, a copy of my passport, and the number of my travel insurance. Plus cash for the day !
But who in the world, is still using checks ? They were squeezed out more than 20 yeas ago !
Bangkokbois said:
I thought the same thing Lucky, and then wondered why if they included checks they didn’t also include that lucky condom you carried around in your wallet until you finally got laid.
lukylok said:
For me the condomS are in a separate pocket, together with some lube and a carefully folded 1.000 baht note, against anything happening to the wallet !
Better safe than sorry !
Bangkokbois said:
You must have been a boyscout Lucky!
xiandarkthorne said:
Explaining the lack of juicy evidence after a fake orgasm is easy. Tell him, “Fifth time today.” I don’t believe in telling lies but when you have to, make it a whopper. I don’t know why people are more likely to believe something outrageous instead of a simple truth like, “I didn’t want to hurt your feelings,” but they do. Go figure…
Bangkokbois said:
Or you could just go for 5 orgasms in one day and then you wouldn’t really care if you had to fake it or not!
xiandarkthorne said:
If I had 5 orgasms a day for more than two days in a row at my age, I’d be incapable of faking anything because I’d be dead! Hhmmm…sounds like the best way to go, doesn’t it?
Bangkokbois said:
Yup . . . hopefully while working on #6.
xiandarkthorne said:
Quite right…what was I thinking?!!
Al said:
Oooooh yeah….pucker up for a kiss sweetie.
Bangkokbois said:
You guys who get confused over proper body parts!
BTW, I’ve been meaning to mention to you about the appropriate orifice for whispering sweet nothings too.
🙂
ChristianPFC said:
I did not carry my passport in my wallet. On the contrary, I always have (had) passport and wallet in separate pockets, so if one is stolen, I still have the other left. Theft of my wallet would have been much cheaper and easier for me (just 5000 Baht and an ATM card and a German national identity card to replace).
Free tip from ChristianPFC: have some money separate from you wallet (I had 1000 Baht in my passport), so if your wallet is stolen, you still have money to get back to your place / have a meal / make a phone call / whatever. Didn’t help me in this case.
Bangkokbois said:
Huh.
With all of the grant money out there for worthless research, I’m surprised no one has done a study on the significance of what men carry in their wallet and where they keep their cash.
There was a thread on GayThaialnd about that board’s anal memberships’ need to keep bills properly organized, and both you and Lucky keep a separate stash for emergencies. I’ve noticed a lot of women stuff cash in the pockets of their pants, but not always the same pocket and often there is cash tucked into every one. Personally, I don’t keep any cash in my wallet. Just ID and plastic.
Interesting . . .