Louis Smith Dons His Gay Apparel

25 Tuesday Dec 2012

Posted by Bangkokbois in It's A Gay World, Jocks, Nude Dudes, The 12 Gays of Xmas

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Because holding a bunch of candy canes wouldn’t have been gay enough . . .

I can always tell when not out Olympic silver medallist Louis Smith has made the news again, his Gay of the Week post pops back into the Most Popular Recent Posts section of my blog again. That sends me off to Google to find out if he just came out, or is just doing something gay again. Whether he did something gay, or just something mildly gay, I was concerned that Google was directing internet surfers here off of a search on just his name. No problemo, if you just do a search on ‘Louis Smith’ my blog is buried somewhere in the millions of results. But even Google wants to tack ‘gay’ onto Louis’ name – even before it does ‘gymnast’ – and that search brings tons of the inquiring to my blog.

Pssst! (Check out that package!)

I didn’t check, but if you do a search on ‘Louis Smith Strictly Come Dancing’ Google should direct you here too because fake ballroom dancing is pretty gay no matter how you look at it. Not that Olympians who appear on the British version of Dancing With The Stars, or on the American show, are necessarily gay – this last season Apolo Ohno was on DWS and the 30-year-old still single and never rumored to be sleeping with any woman certainly isn’t . . . oh wait. Never mind.

Who are you doing New Year’s Eve?

So, just in time for the holidays, Louis and an unnamed fish were crowned the BBC’s Strictly Come Dancing winners in front of an audience of 14 million television viewers. That’s an even bigger win than he pulled off at the Olympics. Which just goes to show you the power of performing shirtless. Louis celebrated by posing for a raunchy shoot for Heat Magazine in a series of photos that should make everyone’s holidays a bit more bright. And which should do nothing to quell those gay rumors.

Wow. He’s got big hands.

Recently Louis celebrated getting out of bed on a Monday by getting naked for Reveal Magazine too. When the cameras come out, Louis has a difficult time keeping his clothes on. Not that anyone is complaining. The frequency with which he strips down means he is imminently quotable on the subject and I love his latest, “I’ve got no problem getting naked, as long as it’s not cold.” We can only hope that sometime in 2013 Louis will show us what it is that he is concerned over by ambient temperatures.

That medal might have been gold if Louis had competed shirtless at the Olympics.

And finally, because Santa gave up on your ass years ago and checked your name off as ‘will always be naughty’ Britan’s other popular not possibly gay Olympian Tom Daley would like to wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. While singing Jingle Bells. Shirtless of course.