If you are like me, you can’t see a hot young monk without thinking of sex. Oh, wait. Let’s try that again . . .
Most Thai men spend some time serving as a monk. It’s expected of them to do so. Some also serve as novice monks to ease financial burdens at home, to make merit when Buddha’s help is needed in a big way, or in lieu of jail time for various smaller offenses. That’s a hell of a lot of Thai guys who don saffron but do not necessarily do so because of a higher calling. So you can’t really blame them when their hormones demand attention.
You are not supposed to engage in sexual activities when you are a monk. But then you are not supposed to diddle altar boys when you are a priest either. In either religion, if that is the true faith, you’ve probably really screwed the pooch when you break your vows over an orgasm. Novice monks with sex on the brain, I think, you can just chalk up to boys being boys. And I don’t think I’m going to hell just because I’ve lusted in my heart over a few hot monks either. I’m sure there are far better reasons for what is in my future for the afterlife.
I’m not sure why I have this attraction to monk studs, you’d think the shaved head would be a turn off. Maybe it has something to do with the forbidden. Or how much fun it would be to unravel that robe. I’ve flirted with a few and they flirted right back, so someday I’ll probably cross the line. And probably won’t tell you when I do.
For some strange reason the Republican party has recently come out in favor of rape. It shouldn’t be long before we are back to considering rape to be the woman’s fault for dressing like that. I figure that should be my all-clear for doing a monk. It’s not my fault they go around flashing their bare shoulder like little sluts. And some are really asking for it.
It seems studly novice monks have devised a new way to wear their robes to show off their abs. I haven’t seen any do this yet, but when I do I can only hope the Republican party is in power.
(BTW, I stole the monk ab photo off of Ilbonito’s blog, the only source I could find for it on the internet. So if you were too lazy to use the link I provided yesterday to his blog, maybe now you’ll go back and start clicking. Or at least consider voting republican this time around.)
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