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If you are like me, you can’t see a hot young monk without thinking of sex. Oh, wait. Let’s try that again . . .
Most Thai men spend some time serving as a monk. It’s expected of them to do so. Some also serve as novice monks to ease financial burdens at home, to make merit when Buddha’s help is needed in a big way, or in lieu of jail time for various smaller offenses. That’s a hell of a lot of Thai guys who don saffron but do not necessarily do so because of a higher calling. So you can’t really blame them when their hormones demand attention.
You are not supposed to engage in sexual activities when you are a monk. But then you are not supposed to diddle altar boys when you are a priest either. In either religion, if that is the true faith, you’ve probably really screwed the pooch when you break your vows over an orgasm. Novice monks with sex on the brain, I think, you can just chalk up to boys being boys. And I don’t think I’m going to hell just because I’ve lusted in my heart over a few hot monks either. I’m sure there are far better reasons for what is in my future for the afterlife.
I’m not sure why I have this attraction to monk studs, you’d think the shaved head would be a turn off. Maybe it has something to do with the forbidden. Or how much fun it would be to unravel that robe. I’ve flirted with a few and they flirted right back, so someday I’ll probably cross the line. And probably won’t tell you when I do.
For some strange reason the Republican party has recently come out in favor of rape. It shouldn’t be long before we are back to considering rape to be the woman’s fault for dressing like that. I figure that should be my all-clear for doing a monk. It’s not my fault they go around flashing their bare shoulder like little sluts. And some are really asking for it.
It seems studly novice monks have devised a new way to wear their robes to show off their abs. I haven’t seen any do this yet, but when I do I can only hope the Republican party is in power.
(BTW, I stole the monk ab photo off of Ilbonito’s blog, the only source I could find for it on the internet. So if you were too lazy to use the link I provided yesterday to his blog, maybe now you’ll go back and start clicking. Or at least consider voting republican this time around.)
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Alex said:
Reminds me of a recent discussion I had with my boyfriend, it went like this:
Alex: I’m thinking about going to a wat for a retreat, maybe for 10 days.
BF: You’re not even a Buddhist!
Alex: True, but I like many of the Buddhist teachings and it would be a great experience for me.
BF: You’re just interested in the monks! You want to watch them bathe!
Alex: (silence, busted)
And no, I don’t think (guys with) shaved heads are a turn-off. But your remarks on Rape vs. The GOP vs. Common Sense are spot on, I almost fell off my chair when I read that “Life is always a gift of God” nonsense.
Bangkokbois said:
I’m never sure what is more scarey, that people actually think like that, or that other people vote for them.
Hendrikbkk said:
Sorry, you will go to hell (but with a smile on your face).
Bangkokbois said:
Eh, I was hoping it’d be a hot Thai guy, but I guess a smile on my face ain’t that bad either.
xiandarkthorne said:
QUOTE : If you are like me, you can’t see a hot young monk without thinking of sex..
I am NOT like you. I prefer to think the other way round. LOL!
bkkguy said:
aaaahhhh – sex, religion and the Republicans, a classic topic!
1) old joke about the Catholic priest and the rabbi talking on a train, both admit to serious sins against their faith but the rabbi with a hangdog look on his face admits that the priest has the best deal – having sex is more fun than eating pork!
2) Who says more antiquated things about women and families, Christian fundamentalists or Islamic fundamentalists? Here are nine stupid, backward, and often misogynistic quotes from nine different Islamic fundamentalist and Christian social conservative leaders. See if you can spot which one is which.
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2012/10/richard_mourdock_rape_scandal_spot_the_difference_between_the_christian.html
bkkguy
Bangkokbois said:
Thanks for the link BKKguy. Perfect timing, I’d just been thinking about how the U.S.’s right wing nutters sound as crazy as the Islamic extremist. Just didn’t realize how much better they were at it.
xiandarkthorne said:
I know a rabbi joke, too. The odd thing is that I heard it from one of my gay Jewish friends on-line.
After spending the night gobbling on a young man’s best bits, a rabbi felt so guilty that he decided to confess when he got back to the temple in the morning. He knelt down and began, “God, please forgive me for I have sinned. Last night I ate pork…”