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If you are like me, indulging in a nice big-chocolaty brown cock oozing a luscious creamy substance from its tip is one of life’s little pleasures. Unfortunately no one has yet figured out how to store those in the refrigerator, so often when the urge strikes you’re left feeling unsatisfied. At least until you check Grindr to see who’s available near you. But now, the folks at Unindecent have come to the rescue for those times when nothing but at least 8’ will satisfy your craving. Their answer may not have the protein your body is demanding, but the ample amount of sugar that will soon be headed to the back of your throat should still do the trick.

Created with the most indecent intentions, their orgasmic chocolate cock is a man-sized truffle made with Ghanian cocoa and filled with a smoothly dripping fondant that comes out of its head as a creamy surprise in your choice of flavors: fresh mint, Valencia orange, Williams pear, Mozart liquor, Cointreau, or Irish coffee. (Note that selecting Irish Coffee does not effect the size of your truffle.)

Unindecent invites you to sin exceedingly with the union of two ancestral pleasures: sex and chocolate. The company’s throbbing black cock is made in Barcelona in the Chocolate Factory workshop where maitre chocolatier Michel Laline and his team hand-make each member with top quality natural ingredients, promising an unforgettable experience of pure chocolate ecstasy. The company recommends their product only be enjoyed orally.

Orders are shipped and delivered within three days world-wide, and come packaged in specially engineered self-regulating temperature controlled container that keeps your cock hard on the outside and creamy on the inside. As with all fine chocolate that contains no preservatives, it is recommended that you greedily devour your chocolate cock within two weeks of receiving it.

Available on-line at a cost of $77.00, Unindecent’s chocolate penis truffle will bring you hours of enjoyment. Even if it does cost twice the price of a Thai bar boy.

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