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If you are like me, indulging in a nice big-chocolaty brown cock oozing a luscious creamy substance from its tip is one of life’s little pleasures. Unfortunately no one has yet figured out how to store those in the refrigerator, so often when the urge strikes you’re left feeling unsatisfied. At least until you check Grindr to see who’s available near you. But now, the folks at Unindecent have come to the rescue for those times when nothing but at least 8’ will satisfy your craving. Their answer may not have the protein your body is demanding, but the ample amount of sugar that will soon be headed to the back of your throat should still do the trick.
Created with the most indecent intentions, their orgasmic chocolate cock is a man-sized truffle made with Ghanian cocoa and filled with a smoothly dripping fondant that comes out of its head as a creamy surprise in your choice of flavors: fresh mint, Valencia orange, Williams pear, Mozart liquor, Cointreau, or Irish coffee. (Note that selecting Irish Coffee does not effect the size of your truffle.)
Unindecent invites you to sin exceedingly with the union of two ancestral pleasures: sex and chocolate. The company’s throbbing black cock is made in Barcelona in the Chocolate Factory workshop where maitre chocolatier Michel Laline and his team hand-make each member with top quality natural ingredients, promising an unforgettable experience of pure chocolate ecstasy. The company recommends their product only be enjoyed orally.
Orders are shipped and delivered within three days world-wide, and come packaged in specially engineered self-regulating temperature controlled container that keeps your cock hard on the outside and creamy on the inside. As with all fine chocolate that contains no preservatives, it is recommended that you greedily devour your chocolate cock within two weeks of receiving it.
Available on-line at a cost of $77.00, Unindecent’s chocolate penis truffle will bring you hours of enjoyment. Even if it does cost twice the price of a Thai bar boy.
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xiandarkthorne said:
I’d feel soooo guilty crunching one of those between my teeth!
Al said:
AAARGGGHHHH teeth, teeth,,,,damnit !
Bangkokbois said:
lol
Seriously, shouldn’t the mothers of the world teach their sons better?
🙂
xiandarkthorne said:
I think an important part of any gay man’s sexual arsenal is knowing when – and how – to bite to excite.
Bangkokbois said:
Uh, yes, as long as you are not talking about cock.
Or at least mine.
Teeth and my dick never go together.
And any guy who thinks a little nibble might be fun may find out how much fun it is to gum his way through the rest of his life.
xiandarkthorne said:
No no, NEVER NIBBLE! Rats and mice do it that way. That’s not the way to do it.
Buccaneer said:
I have found that a Unindecent Pleasures do not ship outside the EU and have been unable to contact them…… Any suggestions???
Bangkokbois said:
Sorry, no. But try Googling chocolate penis and there should be some available in the U.S.