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Not that I have any need for these: 7 Amazing Optical Illusions That Will Make Your Penis Look Bigger Than It Really Is.
Retired NBA player Yao Ming is big in China.
Having done a rash of cave visits in SE Asia on my last trip, I’ve been mapping others that I want to check out. It is surprising how many are easily accessible to touri, and visiting them does not require spelunking skills. Not so with the ancient caves of Tham Lod in Pang Mapha, Thailand, but this amazing photo essay might make you consider taking up the sport.
Wrapped up in way too much stilted hype, and offered as an aid to those with disabilities, this one handed condom wrapper is designed to be easily opened, “boosting feelings of confidence, allowing the individual to perform and sustain a mood without the awkward distraction of a difficult wrapper.” Sounds like a great idea for anyone to me.
You’d think a bar for chubs and their admirers would be overflowing with visitors to Bangkok – though it would fill even more rapidly if located in Pattaya. I’ve been aware of the Bearbie Karaoke Bar on Soi 4, but have never been interested in visiting it. Dreaded Ned did, and his report makes the place sound like a Cheers for fatties. An interesting quick read that just might entice you into visiting the bar even if you are not loosing the battle of the bulge.
The next time someone in the room sneezes, you might want to wonder what exactly is on their mind.
Last year I posted a map of world penis sizes, which perhaps not too surprisingly showed the big ‘uns on the African continent, the wee willies clustered in Asia, and the largest concentration of big dicks in Tampa (at least last week). Enquiring minds want to know does all that blood rushing to lower extremities impact smarts? This National IQ Scores vs Average Penis Size Map seems to suggest that if the gods blessed you in one area, they held back in another.
The disgruntled and disenfranchised call it the Walking ATM Syndrome, bar boys call it having a good heart. Now science has shown that there’s a hereditary basis for generosity and that guys who are willing to share their good fortune get laid more often than the stingy do.
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xiandarkthorne said:
I was at Bearbie last night and trust me, it isn’t as all-inclusive as it sounds. Maybe it’s my fault as I am not quite as big as the other patrons there (save for the chasers who were young and queenly from what I saw). The bartender was certainly hunky and husky, however, with just that little bit ‘extra’ but not so’s it made any difference.
Mea culpa. Since first coming to BKK in 1995, I’ve only been into Soi Twilight once. I guess a bad experience with a money changer on that side of Suriwong Road made me avoid crossing the road subconsciously but I went there just now and saw something that surprised me – good looking boys with paunches on the stage. Same at Tawan. So maybe Bearbie’s set a precedent that’s made the other bars realize there’s a market for ‘that much more to love’ after all.
Incidentally, I’m still trying to make up my mind about tonight’s events. I guess it would make for a good posting at my blog when I get home tomorrow. Maybe I’ll even post some of it on the forums I follow, too.
Bangkokbois said:
Mmmmm, those paunches nhave been showing up for some time now XD. Pleasse do no encouarge them!
🙂
Hope you do post of your times – I’ll look forward to hearing about your trip.
(BTW, thanks for the Asian guy with the gun photo on your blog!)
LiamB said:
Hah! I’ve always wondered about the sneezing thing. Nice to know it’s not just me.
Bangkokbois said:
lol
It does make you look at sneezers with a different perspective, no?
🙂
LiamB said:
Since, for me, the sneezes come in 3 quick clusters, anytime I see someone do the same thing, I do tend to wonder. lol
Bangkokbois said:
And now instead of wondering, you’ll pounce?
🙂
xiandarkthorne said:
Oh dear…my post about the chub bear, Bearbie, and Soi Twilight seems not to have appeared. Since I posted (or tried to) in the SUrawong Hotel lobby from my iphone at 4 am I either forgot to hit the ‘post’ button before I shot off my phone or else it didnt go through because I didn’t have a good connection there.
Bangkokbois said:
Sorry XD, I took a long weekend to the Lost Coast and went internet-less.
xiandarkthorne said:
Sorry I didn’t realise that you weren’t around in LOS…I half-expected to see you sitting in some quiet corner at Tawan or Hotmale, actually. Ha Ha ha I admit i would have been really surprised if that had happened, however.
Regarding the prevalence of paunches in bars now, all I can say is that I thought the ones at X-size were more likely to get an off from me as they looked more like regular working guys who’d been roped in to to provide visual variety. The ones at Hotmale all looked far too much like they’d slipped deeply into the pink zone. None, however, had the upper body muscle necessary (unlike the Tawan guys) to carry off the Asian panda look successfully.
My first impression was that since Bearbie isn’t an offbar, the other bars have realised that there is actually a market for men like that and are trying to tap into it a bit, too. How successfully remains to be seen, since the impression when I was at the chub bar was that while they looked well-to-do enough, they weren’t looking for half-measures when it came to big men. I was told that I am too skinny by their standards by one guy I contacted at Facebook, actually. That’s still enough of a shock to me that I can’t quite get over it yet.
Bangkokbois said:
See what all that exercise has gotten you XD?
🙂
xiandarkthorne said:
Well yes – I don’t have a problem stuffing my salami into a well-cushioned butt – however I don’t intend to resemble a well-stuffed anything any time soon. Unfortunately, the ‘if you don’t look like us’ mentality isn’t limited to the drop dead gorgeous, it seems.
sawatdeejohn said:
That is one Hell of a fine photograph. Thanks for sharing that one
Bangkokbois said:
Thanks John – I do love perfection too!