Many visitors and expats complain about the dual pricing system in Thailand. They’ll be glad to know there is one area where the country treats its falang and locals alike – and also helps explain why so many gogo bar patrons bitch about how often they land a dud. According to the condom manufacturer Durex and their sex survey of 26,000 people in 37 countries, only 35% of people in Thailand are satisfied with the sex they have. It could be worse. You could be in Japan where the satisfaction with happy endings drops to a mere 15% of the population. Which also explains all those randy Japanese sex touri in Bangkok.

As for the influx of Russian tourists in Pattaya, I’m not sure if the results of the survey are a good thing or a bad thing. 80% of Russians have sex at least once a week, the third highest ranked country in the world. So they may not have much interest in Sin City’s #1 attraction. But then with only 42% of Russians happy about the sex they do have, maybe they’ll try to up their quality rating while in the Kingdom.

The compendium of all things sex produced by Durex contained some surprising and some not so surprising statistics. The Greeks fuck like bunnies and were ranked at the #1 spot in quantity of sex, which might explain why no one has time to be concerned with their country’s economy. Nigeria hit the #1 spot in sexual satisfaction, but then according to the World Penis Size Chart that area of the globe is known for its extremely well endowed men, so satisfaction is almost guaranteed.

Italy does well with frequency of sex; 76% of Italian men get their rocks off at least once a week, but the fabled Italian Stallion take a bit of a beating, satisfying only 36% of its users. The men of France too manage to devote a significant amount of time to having sex weekly, but only 25% are enjoying it (though we do have to remember Christian lives in France and being so damn picky obviously skewers those numbers).

Step over the border from Malaysia into Singapore and your sex life drops by 12% – and it’s 3% less enjoyable too. And Kiwis visiting Aussies see a similar reduction in both sex and satisfaction while there is a 14% discrepancy in satisfaction between mainland Chinese and their brethren in Hong Kong. Men in the UK fuck more than men in the US, but enjoy it less, while the men south of the border prove they are Mexi-cans with almost 20% of hombres getting theirs more often than the gringo. If that makes you think a weekend in Tijuana might be in order, note you will stand a better chance of getting laid, but you’ll enjoy it less. Damn donkeys.

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