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Looks like it’s gonna be a hard week . . .
Stay In Bed Sunday #11
11 Sunday Mar 2012
Posted in It's A Gay World, Stay In Bed Sundays
11 Sunday Mar 2012
Posted in It's A Gay World, Stay In Bed Sundays
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Looks like it’s gonna be a hard week . . .
reminds me of the classic Sophie Tucker laundry joke:
“I was talkin’ to my girlfriend Ruby the other day, and she says to me, “Soph, how do you know when it’s going to be a good day to do laundry?” So I says to her, “Rube, when I wake up in the morning, I look over at my boyfriend Ernie. If his John-Thomas is layin’ over to the left, I know it’s goin’ to be a rainy day, no washin’. If it’s layin’ to the right, I know it’s goin’ to be sunny skies, and I can hang out my wash to my heart’s content.” So Ruby says to me, “But Soph, what if Ernie’s John-Thomas is standing straight up?” And I tells her, “Rube, who wants to do laundry on a day like THAT, anyway?”
search youtube for bette midler doing this joke and any of the sophie tucker classics – “tight last night” with the elephant in the bed the morning after and “no tits and a tight box” are also worth searching for!
Thanks for that one bkkguy!
I’ve used variations of the punch line to the ‘no tits, tight box’ joke for years ever since I heard Bette tell it. Classic!