Inspiration is a lot like passing gas. You never quite know when it’s gonna sneak up on you. And sometimes the result is a bit messy. Yesterday I ran across an Asian version of South Park’s Eric Cartman. I often have thought Beachball acts just like Cartman, though Eric does occasionally display some redeeming qualities. Anyway, I used it for a quickie post, and then because my mind never knows when to stay, “STOP!” . . . .
Welcome to my newest recurring post, Life’s A Beach, a illustrated look at the life and crimes of our beloved Beachball. ‘Cuz a Beachball post too is a lot like passing gas: you don’t know how badly it will smell, but do know it’s likely to contain shit.
This post will be a regular on Sundays, because even though no one reads the newspaper anymore, Sundays and the comics still go together well. Today I’m giving you two; it’s always best to come out firing both barrels.
Hope ya’ll will enjoy them as much as I will.
Adam said:
Followed again by Beachbores rebuttal that everyone’s obsessed with him.
Not quite, BB. It can’t be an obsession with you if you or the life you purport to live is fabricated. People are simply calling you on your bs, which you’re swimming in.
Remind me please. What’s a well to do, well educated, gainfully employed, young, Asian jet setter like BB doing on the gay Thailand sex tourism forums that cater to the predominately white, predominately mature, sex tourist?
Bangkokbois said:
Exactly!
Obsessed?
Nah, it’s more like how you can’t drive past an accident without looking . . .
Mitch S. said:
Hilarious!
Time for a public challenge for Beachbore to photograph himself along with a known forum poster. You would think at least one real poster would have met him by now if he wasn’t an obvious impostor. One of his boyfriends can take the photograph. Should be easy since he is in Thailand “2-3 times” per week. I’d even settle for a photo of an Asian holding an Australia passport somewhere recognizable in Thailand (since he’s not Asian or Australian).
Bangkokbois said:
Yup, he kinda blew it on not meeting Da Boss – perfect opportunity.
But kinda hard to pull off when you’re really not in Thailand.
Mitch S. said:
Why on earth do you think Da Boss allows such an obvious impostor to post so much drivel & attack real posters? His posts do not make any of the boards better. They drag them into the gutter.
I had a brief conversation with a Canadian tourist last week. In just a few minutes he said “eh?” a couple times, “aboot” instead of about, etc. Everything in his dialect pointed to him being a genuine Canadian. In contrast, Beachbore overuses “drop kick” to the extent that I would estimate him to be white, in his late sixties & from the same country as we are! A little tough to get an accurate read on someone with contradictory posts & the sheer volume of posts points to someone with at least one screw loose. Here is some real Australian: http://www.houseofmale.com/strine_index.html 😉
Can your readers (please) look forward to a weekly Sunday comic until Beachbore is banned?
Bangkokbois said:
I think Da Boss has tempered Beachball some, I’ve never figured out why he has been tolerated either though. His word choice, phrasing, reputation – nothing adds up to what he claims to be which would be fine except he posts with authority about stuff he has no real knowledge of and then the unsuspecting and newbies walk away with a false picture. Ah well, he is fun to ridicule – and yup, weekly Sunday comics it will be.
Tyler said:
bastard! I spewed coffee all over my keyboard again.
Bangkokbois said:
. . . and that’s why I prefer those who swallow.
🙂
SA. said:
O H M Y L O R D!!!
If I thought that this blog couldn’t get any more interesting after 1 year, how stupidly wrong I was.
This, my friend, is the work of a genius. Yes, possibly a genius who will display more than a hint of sarcasm, but a genius none the less.
Why can’t every day be a Sunday? I want a multiple hit of Sunday Funnies every single week.
I’m going to run a book on the side, taking bets on how long it will take before BeachBubbleButt drops in and sprays on the blog. Winner takes all on picking the closest day, date and time. All bets can be lodged by visa, MasterCard or PayPal. Even if he uses yet another fake name here, as he is prone to do, we will all smell the shit from a mile away.
I love ya work Sunshine!
Bangkokbois said:
Thanks SA, though it’s probably more a case of being an idiot savant.
As annoying as Bitchy is, he does make a good muse. I’d be worried about committing to a weekly dose of Life’s A Beach, but something tells me I will suffer no paucity of inspiration . . .
Mitch S. said:
Plenty of material for a weekly comic strip. For example, Beachie posting about offing prostitutes herself (one of whom she admits may have been underage). See: http://www.sawatdee-gay-thailand.com/forum/post132157.html#p132157
“I offed a boy”
“someone who’s only offed 2”
“even though he doesn’t feel underage, you may be right. What’s worse, is that if he was underage this second time (the 2nd time I visited Thailand), then he must’ve been even more underaged the first time I visited Thailand a year before that!”
“I think it’s likely he is the only boy I will ever off in Thailand… so I’ll see him again when I return and find out the truth. I still believe it’s 60% chance that he was over 18.”
“Well, ok, maybe later on I might off other boys… but I guess, for the moment, he’s the only boy I would ever off for now.”
Piece of cake to come up with “Life’s a Beach” dialogue when the star is a whoremonger just like the other posters he likes to insult or lecture. If he has offed underage prostitutes, then he’s just like the Shitsville pedophiles he also likes to insult. 😉
Bangkokbois said:
Wow, no kidding? Damn, he must have been pandering to the Pattaya poofters back then. Thanks, Mitch, I’m sure that will come in handy . . .
🙂