Ever since the first iPod hit store shelves, after market manufacturers have been busy coming up with new gadgets for you to personalize your latest digital toy. Two new add-on products soon to be released may be of special interest to gay guys.
Those pervy guys over at Fleshlight – with their one track minds – fortunately only think about ways for you to get off when you are alone. Plans are underway to add a new product to their never ending line of masturbatory devices for which they have gone to great lengths to produce lifelike orifices that purportedly come damn near close to the real thing. Their latest offering of a toy for you to stick your favorite gadget into is an add-on for the iPad.
Still a conceptual design at this point, the device is a rubber housing that allows you to attach your favorite Fleshlight product directly to your tablet allowing “cumsumer to interactively reach self-gratification with various prerecorded multimedia (photograph, video or animation) designed specifically for the tablet-penis interface.”
Somebody deserves to win a Clio just for coming up with the phrase ‘tablet-penis interface.’
Fleshlight COO Brian Shubin says about his company’s latest offering, “It’s another exciting product we have in development at the moment. We are always looking to improve our user experience and this will be a way to take it to another level.”
Fleshlights, if you’ve never, according to the company’s web site are “the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Over 4 million men worldwide love the patented Reel Feel Superskin™ inner texture of the Fleshlight. Some say it’s even better than the real thing.”
Less immediate – and less intimate – but already on the market is a nifty little gadget that takes the world of iPhone photography into a whole new realm. As much of a visionary as Steve Jobs was, I doubt even he realized his multi-use iPhone would generate so many pictures of guys showing off their goods in self portraits taken using the world’s favorite iPhone feature.
The somewhat grainy and often blurry shots have an appeal, their amateurish output melds well with amateur porn. But for those who want to see details in their details, a new gadget is now available that allows you to mount your Canon EOS or Nikon SLR lenses to your iPhone 4, giving your phone powerful depth of field and manual focus capabilities. Clarity and close-ups: ‘accidently’ leaked celebrity dick will never look the same again.
The iPhone SLR Mount will set your photos apart from everyone else’s on Grindr in an unprecedented way. Telephoto, wide angle, macro, or your fixed lenses all attach to this mount giving you a full range of lenses at your iPhone lovin’ fingertips. For just over $200 you can now turn your iPhone 4 into a DSLR camera using real SLR lenses. And your naked pictures into works of art.
And yeah, straight guys can use both of these products too. But since we all know gay guys have much more sex than their breeder brothers, there’ll be far more pink dollars being spent on these latest inventions. Too pricey? Maybe, but if you can’t drop a hundred bucks or so to get off, then what in the hell is money for?
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