Because any excuse to post pictures of hot Asian men showing lots of skin is a good one, for the new year I’m starting a new reoccurring post for Fridays of Asians with iPhones. And yes, I ripped all of these shots off of the popular Guys With iPhones site (mostly). As horrendous of a job as it is, I’ve culled through the masses of naked male flesh to find the ones all you rice queens adore. Occasionally, I may slip a photo in of a guy whose race is questionable; dark hair, dusky skin . . . if he’s extremely hot you’ll forgive me for not noticing that his ethnicity doesn’t quite hit the spot.

Guys With iPhones is a fun site. From the advertising alone you’d have to assume it is marketed to gay men. All the male flesh might tip you off too. But – and I have a difficult time wrapping my mind around this one – a lot of the guys who submit their pictures are straight. And a lot of straight guys check the photos out too. I don’t spend much time trying to figure out which are gay and which are straight. I assume the real hotties are gay and the ugly ones are not. I spend more time trying to figure out why the ugly ones post their shots. And thank the gods the hot ones do.

Some guys just post a photo of their face. Boring. Many show chest shots. I’m not too fond of the headless dick shots. Because I like head with my dick. The guys that go the full monty are the best and usually get the most comments. Don’t bother reading them unless you write dialog for porn flicks and need some inspiration. By the way, ‘man pussy’ is a phrase that should be banned from the English language. Real fat and ugly guys get lots of comments too. Those are usually worth reading if you need to stock up on some truly unique and exceptionally rude one liners. Ditto for the pix of guys with real small dicks.

Media whores Celebrities often post their photos on the site. Kris Humphries, the basketball star who was married to a Kardashian skank for ten seconds has posted one. When the skank dumped him after saying “I Do” and then finding out Kris didn’t, she said it was because he was gay. Which he denied. And then went and posted his picture on a site for gay men. Ah well, no one ever expects guys in sports to have use of their brains too. James Franco has posted a shot of himself too, continuing his ploy of ‘I’m not gay but should be so maybe I am.’

There are far too few Asian guys submitting their pix. Someone needs to alert Thai bar boys to the free advertising potential the site affords them.