This was an ass-tastick week, starting off with Joe Manganiello showing off his bodacious buttocks on True Blood. The bat-shit crazy front runners for the Republican nomination all took time out from worshiping the devil to show yet again what butt-holes they each are. And the entire east coast clenched their collective sphincter because the ground trembled a bit (and are now squeezing even tighter as Hurricane Irene tours the eastern seaboard). Seems like all good reasons to finish off the week with a peak at what promises to be prime Grade A meat . . .