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Royal wedding barf bags

Souvenir for the masses

I guess it’s the tiara and lacy white ball gown that holds such an attraction to the non-royal queens of the world, but outside of Britain, Prince William and Kate’s upcoming nuptials are a bit of the ‘eh’. But the gay blogosphere is all a twitter, so I have no choice but to add my homage to the royals’ wedding day.

My invitation to the event has still not arrived so it looks like I will have to settle for an appropriate souvenir to honor the occasion. With so many offerings, the choice is difficult. But what could be more appropriate than a limited edition Royal Wedding barf bag? For a mere 3 pounds the regular model comes in his and her colors of red and blue. Upgrade to a royal purple and kingly gold for an additional 5 pounds if you live your life like a queen.

Everyone is waiting with baited breath to see the dress Kate will wear at her nuptials. I’m more interested in seeing how much more hair William has lost over the last month. Time has not been kind to Prince William, I hope Kate will treat him better. A timeline of his looks is featured below. He is pictured : preteen as an adorable Diana look alike; a studly royal in his early twenties; and in drag during last year’s Halloween festivities:

Prince William

The many faces of Prince William

Prince Harry, whose entire life is a case of always the bridesmaid and never the bride, will not be attending the wedding festivities and will instead grab some throne time while the rest of the royal family is away.

Prince Harry

Prince Harry celebrates.