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Commerzbank lets you make deposits high above Frankfurt.
(Considering their name they should have another room reserved for, well, you know.)

Having just spent part of the week watching the 1%ers at the Republican convention, I’ve had this overwhelming desire to piss on the little people. And it seems I’m not alone. There are several public bathrooms scattered around the world that give you a top of the world perch to let it flow. Exhibitionists will be equally thrilled with these loos with a view.

You can take care of your business at Commerzbank in Frankfurt, Germany where their urinals are positioned overlooking the entire city for Europeans who want to be peeing above the crowds. And proving that what happens in Vegas does stay in Vegas, both Upstairs At The Moon and its bank of urinals on the 53rd floor and the Mix Lounge at Mandalay Bay offer floor-to-ceiling views to gaze at the neon lights while the booze you have been busy knocking back tinkles down to the sewers below.

Men in Asia aren’t exactly known for their size, but they can make up for their short coming and hold their little heads up high at Felix’s Bar in the Peninsula Hotel in Hong Kong where the high-tech looking urinals face out over the city, and just across the waters shorties in Taipei can piss right back from above at the less impressive but far taller Taipei 101 while humming Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Star.

Finally a urinal height that isn’t problematic for Asians.

None of these restrooms that expose you to the multitudes below are suggested for the pee shy. Or those with less than stellar appendages. On the plus side, if your neighbor catches you checking out his equipment you can always just smile and say, “Sorry, I was just taking in the view.”

Hold that, um, thought – more great places to piss coming soon.

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