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Guys who’ve been short changed where it counts may not be thrilled with the latest product from the Madrid-based manufacturer Curiosite, but those who like to prove just how big they really are will be proud to show off the company’s Condometric condom, and the measurements it results in.
A top quality, thin, smooth, fitted, ribbed, transparent, lubricated natural rubber latex condom with a reservoir tip, Condometric comes with a metric ruler imprinted along its length, just so you can prove the length of your best asset. When millimeters count, the Condometric condom will help settle the question of who has the bigger dick.
Of course if you’re bedding an American your lie about how big you really are will still pass muster. We don’t do metrics. But we do do dick.
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This is brilliant! The metric conversion is just a google away.
I’m thinking of selling a similar condom except the measurements will be off by an inch or two to the good.
Mmmmmmm, I think I just hit a million dollar idea!
To further our international relationship I offer our American friends these conversions for your comdometric pleasure 🙂
10millimeters = 1 cm
2.5cm = 1 inch
Size doesn’t matter when it’s used to best effect by either party.
I have to admit that like most Americans I avoid using the metric system. But do when asked how big it is, without specifying that ain’t inches I talking about.
🙂