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Now that Jabba The Butt has referred to me as “someone who does know what he’s talking about” it’s tempting to go rest on my laurels. I’m just not sure what my laurels are. But I think I strained one of them last night; Dave just picked up a copy of The Gay Kama Sutra and we’ve been working our way through the positions. Sometimes life can be painful. But Jabba broadcasting links to my blog aside, it’s that time of the year once again to reflect upon the fact that I’ve just spent the last 365 days blogging. I told ya sometimes life can be painful. But then I was the one who decided to devote one day of the week to posting pix of twinks. So I only have myself to blame.
So some 2,900 posts later – and yeah I know just another 100 of those twink photos woulda made it an even number – I find myself entering my fifth year of throwing up a daily dose of drivel on the internet. Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary to me. And apologies to those of you who’ve been reading my blog since its inception. Especially to Boo Hoo, who clicks in daily and is one of my biggest fans. My reader numbers tend to go up, then down, then up again, but there’s always been a steady core group of guys who pop in daily to see what’s been posted. Even if some of them only do so in fear that I may have mentioned them. A lot of the rest are just interested in seeing Joe Manganiello’s penis.
WordPress, who no longer hosts this site but still provides its layout theme and stats, tells me there’s been 10,600 comments posted to my blog over the last four years. And I thank each of you who’ve taken the time to share your thoughts. But I am kinda disappointed in that number too. That’s a lot of input and not a single one of you have yet told me to fuck off. I think Smiles came close once. But I lost interest in trying to follow what he wrote and never finished reading his comment. So that record still stands. I’ll try to do better this next year. I promise.
Which pretty much sums up what you can look forward to over the next year. Lots of abuse. And one week short of a full year’s worth of more weekly Twinky Tuesday posts. Unfortunately. ‘Cuz yeah, I’ve been counting. Carefully. You can also expect another year of me promising myself to go back and fix the broken links from my hosting change, the ones that are now getting to be almost two years old. There’s also a new index/layout with drop-down menus I’ve been working on – but more often ignoring – too. So you can probably expect to not see that this year too. Ditto for updating the ‘About” link; I think I’ll let that one turn three before I do something about it.
The world’s loneliest wombat recently whined about the lack of new Sunday Funnies posts on my blog, and I gotta admit I miss those too. But I can’t do a weekly cartoon of just Jabba being a blowhard. Especially as he is now replacing Boo Hoo as my #1 fan. Those posts rely heavily on forum posters being, well, themselves. Or their uber selves. Which often takes some good trolling. So this one is on y’all. If you want more Sunday Funnies, you need to get busy stirring up the usual suspects on the message boards. It’s not hard to do. Hell, Michael/Scooby will go off on Surfcrest these days even on a thread that has nothing to do with him. So it’s time y’all start channeling your inner Beach Lover. ‘Cuz otherwise the 2016 Olympics are barely a year away, and ya know what that means.
Another year over, another year to look forward to, and since it is award season, another opportunity to thank those who’ve encouraged me to keep blogging either out of appreciation for what I do or just because I know what I do pisses them off. So thanks to each of you who regularly stop by, to the lower number who take time to post a comment, to ChristianPFC for being a human spell checker, to Surfcrest for hosting this blog so that I can post photos that are too risque for the regular blogging sites to handle, to all the hot Asian guys who take the naked selfies that make my Sunday Selfies posts, to Jabba for his tireless efforts in promoting my blog, and to Dave for buying that copy of The Gay Kama Sutra. ‘Cuz man cannot live by blogging alone.
Oro said:
Once you entangled from the lates karma sutra position, back to the keyboard. The story of So, Leg etc. has stalled, not enough twinks, too much bitching, so ‘fuck off’…till tomorrow for more of it
Bangkokbois said:
Finally!
🙂
Yeah, I really do need to get back to the Boys In The Bar stores . . . .
Mitch S. said:
Not my style to swear, but “fuck off” and thank you for all of your time spent posting twink photos here!
My goodness, your are Gaybutt’s new bff! I guess we haven’t insulted him sufficiently here and he’s fighting at present with his Sunee patrol partner “Mope” — life can be hard when you’re getting older, wider, more undesirable, etc.
You stopped your comics abruptly after a grand total of one complaint. Most likely the complaint was from one of the few subjects of ridicule in the cartoons — somewhat in Fountainbore’s awkward writing style, I thought at the time. Aside from the twink photos, your cartoons were the best thing on your blog. Thanks again!
Bangkokbois said:
Really?
There was a complaint?
Huh. That would usually cause me to keep at it, not stop.
Musta been a coincidence.
(But no, complaining about too many twink pix will not work the same, you bastard . . . I know how ya think!)
Ricwilder said:
LOL. I almost peed my pants reading Jabba’s comment that you knew what you were talking about when you took on James Barnes. What more proof could anyone provide then Jabba’s endorsement that you might be on the wrong track This is the man who cheated on his credit card providers and bragged about it. This is the man who touted bars and restaurants for years for free food and sex, and never told anyone his reviews were bought. This is the man who pimped boys for $250 as the perfect mates for serious farangs. You know I could go on, but you get the point. As per the Barnes article he is exactly the old way of the farang gay community of Pattaya. Jabba is proud to think of himself as the self appointed king of sleeze-town Pattaya. Hard to believe this thing has friends, but then you take a good look at the crowd in Pattaya and enough said.
Bangkokbois said:
Didn’t I ban you?
🙂
Yeah, okay, so that’s like having Oprah endorse your weight loss pills, but I’m a glass half full kind of guy and Jabba promoting my blog was just too sweet.
Mitch S. said:
Sounds to me as though Gaybutt yearns to iron fist you. Your spec is “full-figure” guys, right?
Bangkokbois said:
yes, but I usually prefer my ‘guys’ not all in one package.
Tobi said:
“You need to get busy stirring up the usual suspects on the message boards.”
Oh, alright, I’ve channelled my inner you, popped over to SGT and begged TinkleHut to write a daily guest post here at BangkokBois! Your WP username is still “admin”, right?! 😛
Bangkokbois said:
ROFL!
How To Convince A Bar Boy Working In Sunee Plaza Just Ain’t Worth It could become a very popular column.
Tobi said:
I still think there’s a lot of mileage in a daily “Being Beachy” column. 😉
Bangkokbois said:
🙂
For now, resurrecting the Sunday Funnies will have to suffice.
dale said:
Tobi is Beachloser’s new(est) nic…
Was that him commenting above?
Bangkokbois said:
Yes Dale, it was.
But trust me, Tobi is no Beachloser.
🙂
Tobi said:
Oh, here we go, a deluge of dribble from the Anger t’Wats. 😛
Bangkokbois said:
lol
Anger t’Wats.
I’m gonna steal that one.
Tobi said:
I’d expect nothing less than rampant kleptomania. Oh, and I’ve just realised “dribble” was a Freudian slip, I actually meant to type “drivel”, but I s’pose either works in this case, huh?!
Bangkokbois said:
Yeah, I was kinda partial to dribble anyway.
Surfcrest said:
Bravo my friend!
Bangkokbois said:
Mahalos Surfcrest!
And thanks for your continued support.