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Now that’s a red carpet moment worthy of asking, “Who are you wearing?”
The blog Fifty Shady Gays has been rebranded as the Magical Mr. E Tour thanks to a familiar sounding problem with WordPress, and the post Fucking Money Boys is a perfect excuse for you to bookmark the new site.
My bad. Last Sunday was International Bottom Appreciation Day and I forgot to tell Dave how much I appreciated his. Nonetheless, I’m sure you’ll appreciate these hot butt animated GIFs in honor of those we love to bounce upon.
Three of the 7 Naughtiest, Kinkiest, Dirtiest Hotels You Can Find in Asia are in Thailand where they are known as Love Hotels (that’d be short-time rooms to you) but go a bit beyond the usual bed and a shower ambiance offering theme rooms, like Bangkok’s Banana State Fashion Hotel which includes one with a boxing ring for its bed.
I haven’t been a fan of ‘professional’ wrestling since I turned 8, but thanks to these recently leaked naked pictures of WWE wrestler Seth Rollins, that might change.
‘Cuz that’s how we roll in California, and Gwyneth Paltrow can’t have all the fun, here’s 21 Things Two Guys Learned Getting Their Buttholes Steamed, a primer on the newest way to stay cleaned. Sorry, no word on if it gets out wrinkles though.
Do I really have to tell you this week’s hot Asian male flesh Tumblr link, Asian Cock, is NSFW?
I thought The Hardest LGBT Oscar Quiz You’ll Take was gonna be about Jamie Dornan’s or Ben Ben Affleck’s penis, but if you’re into the Academy Awards – aka the Gay Super Bowl – you might be a gay trivia Oscar winner. I didn’t do too well. But then whodathunk that Rock Hudson could ever be a wrong answer?
And in case you managed to miss the story, Joke, Bell and Art are three gay boys in Thailand who tied the knot for Valentine’s Day in a traditional Thai water-pouring ceremony. With each other. Which has since gone viral and turned the trio into instant celebrities in the Land of Smiles. Their Facebook page says it all, even if most of it is said in Thai.
Is steaming buttholes the latest Holyshitwood fad? I have a piece of advice for all my American friends. If you see the word ‘detox’ or any form of it, run like hell. And if that word happens to be linked in any way with ‘China’ or ‘Chinese’ then please run away screaming with your hands over your ears. “Detoxify” does NOT mean what you have been misled into thinking it does in real Chinese medical terminology. Take it from me. I’m Chinese.
As for butt steaming, if I ever felt the need for any form of anal therapy, I’d just hire the srrongest-looking money boy with the largest butt reamer I can find and have him therapize my thrillhole all night long. It’s probably cheaper and more beneficial in the long run, too, sine the only way I could get my buns burned would be from friction burns, no?
Yes XD, but is your version of an anal detox treatment gluten free?
Of course not! My version is gluteal, isn’t it?
And don’t call it an anal detox. That’s a blatant misrepresentation of a health-inducing modernist therapy! I bet if more of those Holyshitwood stars tried it, they’d stop steaming their wawas!
But, but blatant misrepresentation is what I do best!
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