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While Pirapong Saicheua of the Bangkok Metropolitan Administration is urging Thailand’s youth to go to a temple this weekend on Valentine’s Day instead of the more traditional celebration of losing their virginity, ‘90s pop singer, actor, and softcore porn star Nicky Sura Teerakol (aka Nicky Pimp, aka Nine Inch Nicky) has a better idea. He wants all R-rated porn star wannabes to meet him at a PTT gas station in Lat Phrao to film the steamiest crowdsourced porn ever in Thailand.

Sounding like a entrepreneur wannabe on Shark Tank, Nicky declared in a recorded announcement Tuesday, “I want to revolutionize Thailand’s porn industry, so we can compete with others.” But his plan is more about fame than fortune. “We don’t care about how we’ll sell it. We’ll just post it on YouTube,” he says.

Nine Inch Nicky – whose self-imposed nickname leads you to suspect he’s only familiar wit the metric system – also leaked plans for his next porn extravaganza, Lustful Moto Racer: Sleep all Day, Ride all Night, in which he plans to star as a lustful moto racer. “It may sound stupid, but I actually used my brain to think of this concept,” he says.

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Nicky also has a line of bodybuilding dietary supplements. Just in case you’re interested. And a few not-best-selling records. Not to mention a not-that-popular Instagram feed filled with photos from back when he was in his 20s and was considered to be one of Thailand’s hottest hunks of man meat. Just in case you forgot who he once was. As a Kardashian wannabe, you have to give him credit for garnering publicity; considering he’s Thai, he coulda taken the east way out and pulled a Bruce Jenner. Not that yet another ladyboy in Bangkok would be earth-shattering news.

Last year Nicky tried to revive his popularity by storming on stage at the Asoke intersection protest site during the Bangkok Shutdown. Supposedly bothered by the traffic jam the protest caused, he called the protesters morons. Which didn’t exactly endear him to the masses. Especially since he kept his clothes on. He followed that stunt up a few months later by getting arrested for being drunk and causing a scene at a local gas station. Perhaps his gas station plans for this weekend will get a bit more publicity. Provided he goes with what he knows. ‘Cuz the boy’s 35-year-old body is still smoking hot.

The Good General will probably be none too pleased with Nicky’s weekend plans, but he may find enough new fans to revive his career in front of the camera. In the meantime, we too can enjoy his fame from days gone by. And hope if his plans work out he’ll finally show that his Nine Inch nickname is deserved.

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