I coulda gone with a wide receiver reference for today’s Nude Dude photo too, or any one of these other 17 Football Terms That Mean Something Different To Gay Guys.

Or if ya just wanna fake a hand off, this gay Super Bowl commercial that you won’t see during tomorrow’s broadcast might help ya get a stiffy in or out of the locker room.

On the other hand, if you end up enjoying the game tomorrow and decide to get in a huddle during half-time, here’s 9 Important Facts You Should Know About Breaking Your Penis. ‘Cuz accidents do happen.

What to Do When You Wake Up to Your Partner Masturbating Beside You? Um, take things into your own hands?

Sine Obama is normalizing relations with Cuba and U.S. citizens will soon be free to legally visit, here’s a photographic peak at The Secret Homoerotic Lives Of Cuban Men you may find there.

I like this week’s NSFW Tumblr link, Asian Man Addiktion, for two reasons. It has something for everyone, twink to muscle god. And the theme provides lots of smaller pix on one page to browse through at once. Make that three: lots of naked Asian guys too. Or was that a given?

It’s a bit longer and more detailed than necessary, but This Is What One Man Learned From Wearing Makeup For A Week should clue you in to why you may not want to get in touch with your feminine side.