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Steve Langton – USA Bobsledder Bronze Medalist
So many hot Olympic hunks, so little time before the closing ceremonies arrive and I have to bid a fond adieu to my coverage of the Winter Games. (I heard that Hendrik!) Whodathunk that with freezing temperatures the norm, there’d be so many shots of the boys of winter shirtless. That’s a lot of erect nipples and not enough time to fit them all in over the next three days. But then it’s an awfully white group, and most are blonde at that so it’s not like I was gonna be giving them their own post anyway.
Apolo Ohno – I know, but he is an Olympian and he is in Sochi
Unless they posed naked, of course. Which Shaun White did. I thought at first his was one of those fake celebrity nudes that are so popular on the internet (though I can’t figure out why). But a bit of research and it turns out that is in fact Shaun’s half pipe. Too bad he’s a ginger. And that manscaping isn’t more popular among the snowboarding crowd.
Sidney Crosby – Canadian Hockey Puck
So now after looking over this list the only question is, is it that Olympic medalists like to show off their bodies, or is the path to winning a medal is in taking off your shirt?
Andreas Wellinger – German Team Ski Jump Gold Medalist
Christof Innerhofer – Italian Alpine Skier Silver Medalist
Severin Freund – German Team Ski Jump Gold Medalist
Anders Johnson – USA Ski Jumper
Zach Parise – USA Ice Hockey
Jesse Beckom – USA Bobsledder
Charlie White – USA Ice Dancing Gold Medalist
Erik Bjornsen – USA Cross-Country Skier
Nick Goepper – USA Freestyle Skier Bronze Medalist
Stefan Groothuis – Dutch Speedskater Gold Medalist
Iouri Podladtchikov – Swiss Snowboarding Gold Medalist
Shaun White – USA Ugly Lesbian
Steve Nyman – USA Alpine Skier
Jeremy Abbott – USA Drama Queen
Ola Vigen Hattestad – Norway Cross Country Skier Gold Medalist
Andy Newell – USA Cross Country Skier
Danny Davis – USA Snowboarder
Alexandre Bilodeau – Canadian Moguls Gold Medalist
Sven Kramer – Dutch Speedskater Gold and Silver Medalist
Ole Einar Bjørndalen – Norway Biathlon Gold Medalist
Tim Burke – USA Biathlon
Simon Fourcade – France Biathlon with a cute brother
Noah Hoffman – USA Cross Country Skier
Bode Miller – USA Alpine Skier Bronze Medalist
Louie Vito – USA Snowboarder
Patrick Rastner – Italy Luge
Alex Pullin – Australia Snowboarder
| [‘The XXII Gays of The Winter Olympics’ are a series of posts about hot Olympians, gay competitors – both present and past – and general articles about the 2014 Sochi Games of interest to gay men. So, yeah, lots of hot male eye candy. Click the The XXII Gays of The Winter Olympics graphic below for additional news, stories, and pictures.] |
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