Tags

2013 holiday gift guide

Boyfriend, Boy Special, the male prostitute I’m in lust with . . . whatever you call him, when a significant portion of your annual income is spent tending to the financial needs of a Thai lad someone really needs to ensure that your holidays are bright too. And it ain’t gonna be said boyfriend, boy special, or the male prostitute you fell in lust with. Sexpats and sex tourists alike need to take care of their own during the holidays. Even if that means a gentleman you’ve never met but whose boyfriend you’ve been diddling on a regular basis.

Trust, they say, is the most important thing in any relationship. And the one thing you can trust in is that as soon as your plane takes off from The Land of Smiles, that smile you fell in love with will be beaming at the next farang that walks into its bar. Not that those in love would ever believe that. But then at some point, just like that you have to tell your nephews that Santa isn’t real, you should tell the lovelorn that a faithful bar boy is just as much a figment of the imagination. And now, praise the saints, there’s an app for that.

How do you keep a leash on your boy special when you’re thousands of miles away?

How do you keep a leash on your boy special when you’re thousands of miles away?

Ho, Ho, Ho, you can now help your fellow farang easily spy on his favorite ho thanks to ThaiSpy, a revolutionary new digital product that monitors what his boy special’s thumbs are doing when he’s not in town. Bar boys today use their mobile phones for everything; it’s the one device that’s always with them. They make calls, text message, email, take and share photos, and check Facebook a million times a day. Wherever they are, their phones are; whatever they’re doing, their phone is with them. Mobile phones act as both a lifestyle and communication device, this makes it singularly perfect for monitoring their behavior, thoughts, and relationships. Yes, his boyfriend’s every waking minute can now be his too. Without the boy ever knowing it. And if that doesn’t say love, I don’t know what does.

ThaiSpy isn’t just any ordinary intrusive spyware. It’s so much more. Not only does the easy to stealthily install app track every use of his cell phone, thanks to its integration with Google Maps, it tracks his location too. Of course knowing he is at the local Hyatt doesn’t necessarily mean he’s up to no good. No problemo, ThaiSpy’s got you covered. With just one click you can switch on his phone’s microphone so you can listen remotely. You’ll hear everything that’s going – or coming – on around him. And once you’ve dialed in, you’re connected silently to every move he makes. You can even turn on his phone’s camera, so you can have a live eye into his sordid little world, anytime – anywhere!

Now just because you spend big bucks to fly around the world to engage in prostitution on a regular basis doesn’t mean you are completely lacking in morals. So you may think spying on your boyfriend is wrong. But as the makers of ThaiSpy explain it, it’s not about trust and honesty. At least not yours. It’s about culture. In Asian culture men have been trading love and sex for security and resources since the Garden of Eden. And if you’re providing your boy money and material gifts, then you surely expect him to uphold his end of the deal, willingly and honestly. What’s more, by spying on his every waking breath, you are doing your duty as a sugar daddy. Because a Thai bar boy needs to know he is being honored and appreciated. Even if he doesn’t know you have him bugged.

ThaiSpy turns your boy special’s cell phone into the ultimate bugging device.

ThaiSpy turns your boy special’s cell phone into the ultimate bugging device.

Of course like most farang who’ve committed to a long, loving relationship with a Thai bar boy, he probably speaks little English and there’s no good reason for you to learn to speak Thai. So even though ThaiSpy will capture all his SMS, Facebook, Email, Skype, Viber, WeChat, LINE and WhatsApp messages, it’ll all be Greek to you. So how will you know what’s really going on? ThaiSpy’s unique Integrated Human Thai to English Translation service is the answer. Any messages in Thai will automatically display a translate option that you can use to send to their dedicated translation team. Then, at a cost of just $2 per message, within 24 hours you’ll receive a translated version of whatever nefarious deeds he was up to. And that’s a lot of peace of mind for a very low cost!

But Wait! There’s More!

ThaiSpy understands that at your age you’ve probably only been able to master the important features of modern day cell phone technology. Like how to download porn. Having to gain possession of your true love’s existing target phone for the few minutes it takes to install their software is probably beyond your abilities, and actually downloading the app is a task your thumbs are incapable of. No problemo. The company also sells phones with their app pre-installed. And what bar boy would ever turn down the gift of a new cell phone? Especially when it comes gift wrapped. It’s like taking candy from a baby. Which, if you are a fan of Sune Plaza is probably an apt turn of a phrase.

ThaiSpy is not about deceit, it’s about improving your relationship. When you know what he is really thinking, you can prevent problems before they happen. Different cultures, the language barrier, or that he spends much of the year alone in Thailand . . . it’s easy to see how he may form other relationships that sometimes gets intimate. If not sexually then perhaps emotionally. Even worse, he may simply be resigning himself to a loveless fate and simply tolerating you while you still have value. ThaiSpy allows you to find out early and make changes for the better – before his thoughts become an unforgivable reality. Because reality is what every farang who has fallen in lust with a bar boy is all about.

With ThaiSpy you can not only see everything your boyfriend does, you can get a copy of those naughty selfies he’s been sending to everyone else too.

With ThaiSpy you can not only see everything your boyfriend does, you can get a copy of those naughty selfies he’s been sending to everyone else too.

(ThaiSpy is available for purchase at their website: http://www.thaispybangkok.com/thaispy.html at a beginning cost of just $29.95. Bulk purchases for farang who have more than one Thai boyfriend are available.)

Related Posts You Might Enjoy:

BangkokBois’ 2011 Holiday Gift Guide (Part IV)

BangkokBois’ 2011 Holiday Gift Guide (Part IV)

BangkokBois’ 2013 Holiday Gift Guide: Who Loves Ya Baby?

BangkokBois’ 2013 Holiday Gift Guide: Who Loves Ya Baby?

Bangkok Bois 2012 Holiday Gift Guide The Best Gift For Message Board Members

Bangkok Bois 2012 Holiday Gift Guide The Best Gift For Message Board Members