The new, improved ‘Bitchy Beachie’ version of what Beachball sees:
What the rest of the world sees:
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Mitch S. said:
Hilarious! I still think “it” is white, late sixties, and not from Australia.
Bangkokbois said:
I know. There are several schools of thought on what it really is. Some believe it’s a lonely, disgustingly perverted old white guy trying to get the attention it so desperately craves through its troll-like postings on the boards. But that’s not a unique persona for those forums. Not enough to set it apart from the masses. Regardless of how you have it pegged, everyone agrees it’s a total fake.
I lean toward it being a lonely, disgustingly perverted young Asian guy trying to get the attention it so desperately craves through its troll-like postings on the boards because it spouts Business Management Theory 101 bits of academia that no one who has worked in the real world believes and discarded from their memory long ago. I think its attacks on the elderly sexpats are not because it is one, but because it knows that is the best it can hope for in its future. It just comes off as a brash, young, know-it-all that knows nothing whose deep-seated psychological problems has prevented it from developing the social skills most humans master by the age of 12. The buzz words it falls back on – self-awareness, etc. – all come from the type of self-help books the socially abnormal young turn to when they are trying to figure out why no one likes them and why they have no friends.
Its obvious anger (going on what? 3 years now?) at Jabba the Butt for being banned from his board is just what you would expect from a socially undeveloped child when you take a toy away from it. Not that others don’t hold the same grudge for just as long and are just as vocal about it, but they take a more mature path at payback while it screams and cries like a child. Its level of maturity says twenty-year-old who is still acting like a teenager. Obviously it is an internet troll, but I go with the young Asian version because I think its needy psychological make-up would want it to still identify itself closely to its true physical form. The rest is the fantasy life it assumes to block out what life has really done to it.
I do believe it has been to Thailand, though possibly only once and certainly not as often as it likes to claim. And it probably did scrape and save to be able to afford a prostitute once for a short time off, which is why it gravitates to the message boards – that was its sole orgasm in life with someone else in the room and that memory has become its entire world.
I also think it is a young Asian nerd with obvious mental problems because I think I may have met it. One night sitting in Dreamboy watching the same show they have been putting on since the bar was located on the other side of Suriwong, a scrawny young Asian guy who spoke English like a native sitting next to me interrupted my enjoyment as though holding a conversation with some stranger was why I was at the bar. Not even having the social skill-set that would suggest using a greeting first, he immediately began schooling me on which bars were the best in town. And despite my lack of interest or involvement in its conversation, just kept on mouthing off like I cared what it had to say. The entire one-sided conversation lasted about 5 minutes and it never picked up on the obvious fact that I had absolutely no interest in anything it was saying. By the time it moved on to telling me where it was from and how often it came to town and how rich it was I tuned it out. But it was such a weird experience and it was such a sad example for a human being that it stuck with me. And so fits how it comes off on the forums. So it may be more real than anyone thinks, and I may be the one person who has actually met it.
And if that doesn’t prove my karma is totally fucked up, I don’t know what does.
lukylok said:
What fun if it turns out to be true. But will we ever know ?
In the meantime it succeeded in getting known and talked about.
It’s goal is realized !
Bangkokbois said:
True. Its fame has spread like a plague of epic proportions which must bring vast amounts of joy to its otherwise sad existence.
Mitch S. said:
“I sorry you!” That bar conversation sounds so bizarre. I’m sure your karma is just fine though!
I like your psychological profile of it, but I’m going to stay in the “third-degree rice queen” camp (e.g., wears kimono around a home filled with Asian art) until it posts photos to prove me wrong. 😉
By the way, the second photo is reminding me of someone I used to know in West Hollywood. Fairly cute twink back in the day, but now middle-aged, pudgy & receding hairline.
Bangkokbois said:
lol
I could be wrong, picturing it fluttering about in a kimono is just as easy and even more amusing. But its overreaction when someone questions its validity tends to make me think its true self is closer to its fabricated one. It doesn’t come across intelligent enough to remain in completely false character – when it boils over I think it is because its deluded picture of itself is attacked rather than the case if it were only a well-crafted hydra under assault.
Hendrikbkk said:
Why you think it is a man? It sounds like a middle aged, white woman.
Bangkokbois said:
I’ve heard that proposed too, both that its a woman and/or a lesbian. But women tend to be ruled by their emotions and it has never exhibited that it has any connection with real human emotions. Then again, maybe someone needs to plot its more vicious posts and see if they occur around the same time each month . . .