The latest wonder kitchen gadget from your favorite seen on TV commercial may chop, slice, dice and shred, but can it satisfy you too? Cargo Collective has the perfect gift for the chef in your life, or any other insatiable bottom come to think about it. Designed by Francesco Morackini, this art-deco inspired apparatus that looks like a big pencil sharpener is the perfect addition to your kitchen. Or bedroom.

Believing that a good product is not only efficient, built with quality, beautiful looking, and offered at a good price, but that it must create emotions too Morackini played with the 1930s pencil sharpener design – an icon of the stream line movement that introduced sensual lines in everyday products – to craft his revolutionary Dildomaker. Playing around with the marketing cliche: sex sells, the Dildomaker’s purpose is to provide users what they really want: pleasure. And moreover, sexual pleasure.

Morackini notes his Dildomaker is just a tool; it doesn’t give pleasure directly. He says he created that distance here on purpose to raise the questions of our relationship between us and manufactured products. Or maybe that’s the relationship between us and our sex toys. The Dildomaker doesn’t slice, dice, or chop, but it can sharpen the end of any organic item (such as a carrot, tree branch, candle, or hot dog) into a penis that will please even the fussiest of size queens. No more boring, lonely nights alone in bed for you! Now you too can enjoy the benefits of a new friend thanks to just about anything laying around in your refrigerator or yard!

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