Joe Manganiello had a naked scene on True Blood last Sunday night. What, you thought I would set aside the hotness known as Joe for something as common as the Olympics? Come on: Priorities People! So Joe’s character in Magic Mike was nicknamed Big Dick Ritchie, and it turns out that was an insider’s joke. At least it was if you are cruel enough to laugh about small penises.
So I’m kicked back and watching the show, bored that I have to follow the plot instead of drooling over hotties; wondering why that Tara is now a fang hag she is still wearing that ‘tread all over me’ sign on her forehead; considering how badly the creative minds must be stalled that Lafayette has been forced to deep-throat yet another pissed off dead spirit; and trying to decide if Jason’s less blonde and more mature look is a good thing or not, when BANG: Joe’ naked ass comes on screen. Dining on some fish. And then, quicker than you can say Allan Ball deserves a stake driven through his heart for killing off Christopher Meloni before showing us his gorgeous cock, HOLY SHIT: Joe does frontal. And growling, wild-eyed, werewolf, I want me some orgasm, animal sex to boot.
So far the season has been long on bitches and short on dick. Even short ones. That the first shot of male ass they showed belonged to Sheriff Andy did not bode well for the season. Sure they’ve shown Jason’s adorable naked ass a few times – and thank the gods they did not allow him to grow hair there too – but Ball has not been seeing to his gay fan’s interests (having Reverend Steve come back as a swishy gay vampire does not count, In fact, that counts against him). He had the perfect opportunity with Meloni, who has always been willing to flash his dick for HBO quicker than John Travolta can yell, “Me next!” at a male masseur convention, but used that screen time instead to show us Hoyt modelling the makeup stylings of the US women’s gymnastics team. Okay, so the show is supposed to fall into the horror genre, but full-on nightmare producing visuals should still be avoided. Think of the children!
Now I’m not one to complain about heterosexual sex scenes, oh wait: I do bitch about heterosexual sex scenes. But leaving them to dine at Chick Fil A aside, finally getting Joe’s ass some screen time and then making it share its season’s debut with some unknown fish is just plain wrong. Stephen Moyer recently said he’d love to do a sex scene with Alexander Skarsgård (and who wouldn’t) and that he loved his man on man experience with Sam last season. Granted, that probably has more to do with his having to bed Anna Paquin when she’s not busy munching her girlfriend than it does with how badly he want’s a bit of Norwegian wood, but Ball should take note ‘cuz Joe has proven he likes to be one of the boys. And would undoubtedly be up for doing one of the boys too. (And Ball: if you make my dream come true but pair him up with Reverend Steve I will hunt you down!)
The good Priest Lollipop’s reemergence as a vamping vamp was almost tolerable when he put the moves on Jason – I’m still debating on his current facial hair thingy so offering him up to a man I do not want to see naked is temporarily acceptable – which, according to Steveo is not the last we’ve seen of that little bit of homoerotic fluffery. That is not on my list of Must See TV, but is a far better idea than forcing any more Sam on Sam action down viewer’s throats. A bit of male masturbation could do wonders for the shows ratings, watching Scruffy tongue himself is no one’s idea of a good time. Watching Joe’s ass – even if it is temporarily mistaken in the gender it is supposed to be attracted to – however, is.
Of course Joe’s penis is of far more interest and I barely slept last Sunday night waiting for someone to post a loving up close and personal shot of that scene. They did. Early Monday morning. Huh. I didn’t know pixels came in that small of a size. The good news is I immediately went back to bed and caught up on my sleep.
True Blood has had no problem in the past with showing cock. Now, when it counted, they went with sock instead. Either that or Joe’s bush is greater than his sum and I’m just not ready to concede that bit of reality. On the plus side, his backside got major air time so while we wait for a full monty that is full, enjoy:
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Hendrikbkk said:
True Blood, Olympic Games, my god, what is next, the Kardashians? Gay Thai Button gets more and more interesting.
Bangkokbois said:
Dude you are a mind reader! I’m doing a post on Rob tomorrow!
🙂
xiandarkthorne said:
I’d still do him. I stopped being a size queen (and experimenting in certain ways) when I found out what a virgin really feels after meeting a 10-inch salami one drunken night while I was a teenager.
Bangkokbois said:
Yeah, short of it being a vagina, whatever Joe is packing between his legs works for me.
Stry said:
It’s reached the point that there are so many story twists and characters seemingly switching sides that I am using the fast forward button a bit and mostly watching the show for the male eye candy. Joe M has a beautiful body and a fantastic ass and I am so glad when they show it. If I were lucky enough to be with him, that is where I would be concentrating my attentions (and my hands, and my tongue and……well, you get the picture). As for Jason S, I’m glad that they gave us at least one very, very nice nude backside shot this season, but I wish that they would just let him be undressed more. His first season scenes were a major reason I started watching this show (although I do love sci fi, fantasy and horror). And as for male on male action, I do not want to see that gay ex-preacher with anybody (unless it’s Jason S, naked and tied face down on a bed)……But that’s just my suggestion of a good scene. I’m still watching the show, though.
Bangkokbois said:
Last season they started straying from the plot lines in the books. This season they have completely abandoned them. That’s a shame, the quirky humor and lightheartedness is what made the show enjoyable (along with the naked male flesh). I’m not even sure who the bad guy is supposed to be this time around. Ah well, we’ll always have Joe’s ass . . .
Didac said:
Pity its to dark to enjoy his peny. but his ass its so little, round a perfect, i will saty all nigth close to him.
Bangkokbois said:
Maybe we’ll get to see Joe’s best buddy in the new season. If not, more of his cute ass will suffice.
devlin said:
It’s a fucking sock.
Bangkokbois said:
Ya think?
Tyler said:
Hitting the pause button doesn’t always work. It merely shows that they airbrushed it a little. So it appears that his totally nude, but not really.
rufusharris99 said:
i want to see the man i might date
Bangkokbois said:
Me first!