Normally I anoint a celebrity who isn’t but I wish that he were as Gay of the Week. In the time honored tradition of internet blogging, I do my best to start or contribute to gay rumors about a hottie who hasn’t yet admitted to himself that he prefers dudes. Actually, my Gay of the Week posts are usually just a flimsy excuse to post some Hollywood hunk’s shirtless pix. But you already knew that. And no one complains.

This week’s Gay of the Week winner isn’t about sexual preference, but instead a homage to the phrase ‘That’s So Gay.’ It serves aptly for both the anointed and some recent news. Donald Trump, celebrity, billionaire, and Hair Club For Men drop out, is teasing America about a possible run for head honcho. Yup, I know, the thought does bring on the snickers. But in a recent poll of Republican voters, The Donald is leading the pack of presidential candidates. And no, that’s not a late April Fool’s joke.

Evidently the Republican faithful feel the need to find a crazy worthy of a run against the total whack jobs being offered up from their Tea Party compatriots. Guess they feel it is too soon to run the other Bush waiting in the wings. A meeting of the minds, or maybe that’s a meeting of the mind, could even mean a Sarah Palin/Donald Trump ticket, though I’m sure a concession would have to me made so that they could run as President A and President B instead of one of their egos having to settle for the Vice-Presidential slot.

My country’s political landscape just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Donald Trump as President makes as much sense as electing Arnold Shwarzenegger as Governor of . . . oh, wait . . . we already did that. But no problemo. Jesse ‘The Body’ Ventura – also an ex-Governor – is hinting that if Donald gets the nomination he’ll throw his hat into the ring, too. Ridiculous. Next thing you know some fool will think we could elect a black man as President.

I’m a little concerned about America becoming the laughingstock of the world. But then we already managed to synch that title. Trump as president is a scary thought. Or, it could be quite amusing. We already broke the world, how much more damage could Trump possibly inflict? Trump as President and a tramp for First Lady. Seems appropriate. I’m going to have to register as a Republican this time around, just to make sure Trump gets the party’s nomination. And I’m not alone in my efforts of support. Gary Busey, an idiot savant without the savant capabilities, in his own right has already promised his active support. I expect Charlie Sheen to offer up the power of his tiger blood to ensure The Donald’s election, too. Throw in Lindsay Lohan’s support and that could just be the ticket to nailing the ticket.

It probably really doesn’t matter who we elect, Dick Cheney will continue to rule our country. We just need to get used to the fact that we are now a capitalistic dictatorship and live with it. Or maybe the people will unite and do the right thing for a change: banish term limit legislation and just elect Bill Clinton to a lifetime term as leader.